How well do you know Phoebe Buffay’s songs?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Wrong lyrics, perhaps?
Crazy underwear, creepin' up my butt /
And there's a country called Argentina /
It's a place I've never seen. /
You can buy a human spleen /
New York City has no power /
and the milk is getting sour /
‘cause I stay away from dairy.
Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes /
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike /
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner /
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru /
But the truth is she died and some day you will too.
Parading, goats are parading /
parading down the street. /
Parading, goats are parading / ___________.
Love is sweet as summer showers /
Love is a wondrous work of art /
Your love is like a giant pigeon /
Crapping on my heart.
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo / Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo / Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up / And that's how we get hamburgers / ______________
First time I met Chandler /
I thought he was gay, /
on his wedding day.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? /
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault. /
They won't take you to the vet. /
You're obviously not their favourite pet. /
It may not be a bed of roses. /
And a crusty old man /
said, "I'll do what I can," /
I made a man with eyes of coal /
and a smile so bewitchin' /
How was I supposed to know /
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song /
Stop me if you've heard it /
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet /