You Don't Choose The Beard, The Beard Chooses You....

With the cooler temperatures of winter just around the corner, we’re on the cusp of “Beard Season.” The time of year when normally smooth-skinned men turn to the power of the beard to provide an extra layer of warmth to get them through the cooler seasons ahead.

This month, we’ve put together a quiz to help you Choose Wisely, and decide which beard is best suited for you.

50 Campfires
Created by 50 Campfires (User Generated Content*)User Generated Content is not posted by anyone affiliated with, or on behalf of, Playbuzz.com.
On Sep 27, 2015

Where do you prefer to sleep on vacation?

What's your favorite drink?

Choose A Vehicle

Pick your shirt.

Choose Your Firestarter

Hipster Beard

Hipster Beard

It’s easy to tell if someone stole your beer at the campsite because you’re the only one with the triple wet hopped IPA that was hand crafted by Gregorian Monks who share a hillside cabin in Portland with two other guys that hand carve toothpicks. You have some sort of kick ass European motorcycle with a custom shark skin seat that you enjoy looking at just as much as driving it. Actually, you haven’t driven it yet because your raw denim jeans are only a week old and you can’t sit down in them yet. No big deal…standing around the campfire is still pretty cool, especially in that scarf that you knitted in a community ed class.

Lumberjack Beard

Lumberjack Beard

You really, really love having a beard, so much that you are willing to have it be your defining characteristic. You’re practical, but very particular about your creature comforts. You’d like to venture out into the bush Rambo-style, as long as you have the latest multi-tool and wicking base layer. You’re a minimalist and like to get down to business, even when saddled up at the bar. No fruity martini for you sir! Well, not unless it’s unknown and you’re the one who gets to make it popular first.

Uncommitted

Uncommitted

You like the idea of having facial hair, but you’re not really willing to commit completely to the idea. You’re fairly middle of the road, probably pretty boring and there’s a good chance you at least dabble with the acoustic guitar.

Chinstrap

Chinstrap

You want people to think that you’re sweet, sensitive, but still tough, a wounded bad boy with soul. Also, you really, really want early-90’s R&B to come back in a big way. Oh, and that you are hilariously cheesy.

Soul Patch

Soul Patch

You think that you’re sensitive and a bit mysterious, but really you just look like the sort of dude who snaps at bad poetry and then breaks out his one anecdote about Gloria Steinem that he uses every time he meets a vulnerable looking woman at the bookstore. You want people to think that you’re cooler than cool, more progressive than progress itself and that you really, really care, man.

Goatee

Goatee

You’re comfortable going through life looking like a billy-goat. Also, that you can’t grow in the rest, but you think that this manages to hide your weak chin/six chins.

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Created by Tal Garner
On Nov 18, 2021