What is John's middle name?
Which of these has John NOT covered himself in at some point?
What is the full name of John's dog Willy?
Wilfred The Fightin' Dino Dog
William Henry Green
Fireball Wilson Roberts
What legendary phrase does John's friend Katie have tattooed on her arm?
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility
Use The Force
Don't Forget To Be Awesome
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost
Which English football club did John (and almost all of Nerdfighteria) basically buy?
Does John cast the movies based on his books?
HEY JOHN KAYA SCODELARIO SHOULD PLAY ALASKA
He says he doesn't but we all know the truth
Who did John try to convince to pick a name for his unborn daughter?
Sir Ian McKellen
What does "RHR" mean?
John's assistant, Rosianna Halse Rojas
John's ghostwriting name, Roger Harris Roberts
John's trademark signoff - "Rock Hard, Rodents"
Which of these has John discussed on Fox News?
Lastly, what slogan usually accompanies this disturbing image?