What Your Starbucks Order Says About You?

When you were 14 you probably applied for a job at Starbucks. You're addicted to everything that the Seattle-based chain can churn out, and you're not ashamed to admit it. You would get your fix three times a day if you could...assuming you don't already. You're a diehard fan who experiments with the menu but sticks with a classic Macchiato, brewed coffee, or dirty chai.

You probably took this quiz while sipping a PSL.... You would much rather buy a coffee than ever make it yourself, and holding a Starbucks cup is part of your identity. Every time there's a new seasonal drink it automatically becomes your go-to fave.

You probably should just make your coffee at home. The barista might say they don't mind making you something off the "secret menu" extra hot, double blended, and upside down...but they do. They're paid to say they don't mind, so let's ease up a bit, princess.

It's a TALL not a SMALL. Gosh, Karen! Actually, though, do everyone a favor and stop pretending to like Starbucks. Nobody will judge you (that much). You're not fooling anyone with your extra whip Caramel Macchiato and Vanilla Bean Frapp's . Next time just save your money and stop pretending.

You come in with your Macbook and post up for anywhere from three to eight hours. You order a drink or two, find a comfortable couch, and glare at people who are talking way too loud. You can definitely make your own coffee at home, but would it really be the same experience? You feel more creative as you listen to your "Coffee" playlist and tell yourself you'll be more productive. You're not much different than the basic bitch, but you're surely not going to admit that. You're go-to is probably a refresher or cold brew.