What Should Your Vanity Plate Read?

Vanity plates are a great way to express yourself to people you're probably never going to meet. But what is it you want to express? Take our vanity plate quiz for some help!

Timothy McLime
Created By Timothy McLime
On Mar 19, 2015

You're driving down the highway when you suddenly see someone get a flat tire and pull off to the side of the road. What do you do?

It's a Friday night. What are you doing?

You're on a first date. What are you talking about?

Which of these sounds like the most fun?

Which Michael Scott speaks to you the most?

Do you often break the rules?

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's your spirit animal?

NRDALRT

NRDALRT

You got NDRALRT. Let's face it: you're a geek and proud of it. Chances are, your new vanity plate only serves to accentuate the bumper sticker you already have that says, "My other car's a Death Star."

You are quite intelligent and very passionate about video games, comic books, memes, and every word that Neil deGrasse Tyson has ever said. So what are you waiting for? Screw on your new vanity plate and hit the road; strange things are afoot at the Circle K, and we've got to get there fast.

DAREDVL

DAREDVL

You got DAREDVL. You're a risk taker if there ever was one. In fact, it might not be a good idea to invest in a vanity plate after all. Chances are good that sometime next week, you'll decide to try to launch your car off a halfpipe and send it straight to the junkyard. But that's okay, because junkyards are pretty cool places to explore too.

THX MOM

THX MOM

You got THX MOM. Because let's face it, you probably didn't buy this car yourself, did you. You are a freeloader who has no qualms with mooching off your friends and family. In fact, how the heck are you planning on paying for a vanity plate in the first place? And no, I don't have ten bucks to spare, stop asking.

MNYBAGZ

MNYBAGZ

You got MNYBAGZ. (That's money bags, not many bags, in case you were wondering.) Even if you're not financially well off, that doesn't stop you from flaunting money like you're a millionaire. You are a flashy person, and nothing's going to change that. So flash on, you crazy diamond.

CHL BRO

CHL BRO

You got CHL BRO. You are the most laid back person in the entire world. You take life one day at a time, and you aren't bothered by much.

In fact, I hate to break it to you, but someone else has already claimed CHL BRO. What? No big deal? Thanks for being so chill, bro.

OPRAH 2

OPRAH 2

You got OPRAH 2. That's because you're an Oprah in the making. You are incredibly thoughtful and giving, and chances are, humble to boot. There's a pretty good chance you don't even need a vanity plate because you're planning to give away your car to someone you don't even know. How sweet.

80085

80085

You got 80085. And that's only because there's no way your state government is going to let you drive away with BOOBS. You are a grade A class clown, and there's nothing wrong with that. Just don't be upset when some more mature drivers don't like your sense of humor and rear end you, right in the boobs.

SLPY HD

SLPY HD

You got SLPY HD. You tend to put things off, most likely so you can lie around in bed. I'm actually surprised you made it through this quiz without zonking out. Are you sure you should even be getting behind the wheel? Maybe buying a vanity plate is the wrong idea; perhaps you should sleep on it tonight.