Which Britney Spears Are You?

From virginal to maternal, there's been A LOT of incarnations of Britney. Find out which one you are!

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On Mar 29, 2017

Are you destined for greatness?

What's your debut song gonna be about?

What costume will you wear in the video?

How often do you workout?

What word best describes you?

Pick an element that represents your career.

What city is your favorite?

What is most important at a concert?

What is your biggest professional fear?

It's Britney...

Virginal Britney

Virginal Britney

You got Virginal Britney! You're a fresh faced, naive go getter just looking for your big break! You like simple things and just want to have fun. The future is still very uncertain for you and the whole world is waiting to see if you'll sink or swim. Stay with it and follow your dreams young grasshopper!

World-Ruling Goddess Britney

World-Ruling Goddess Britney

You got World-Ruling Goddess Britney! You are on top of your game! You snap your fingers and oceans part, mountains crumble, and the sky ignites in fire! Well, maybe not all that but you are pretty powerful and people are definitely noticing. Use your influence wisely because this type of flame burns bright (and fast)...

Slutty Britney

Slutty Britney

You got Slutty Britney! You're comfortable with your sexuality and like showing it off! Filled with passion and fire you love taking the bull by the horns and pushing the envelope! Fearless to a fault, you love expressing yourself and throwing caution to the wind.

Trashy Britney

Trashy Britney

You got Trashy Britney! Trashy may be a bit strong. Let's just call it, um, spreading her wings Britney? After years of being on top you've decided it's time to explore the grimmer side of life. Hooking up with the K-Feds of the world, wearing trucker hats, NOT wearing shoes in public restrooms. It's probably just a phase, have fun with it.

Crazy Britney

Crazy Britney

(In a British Accent) Uh oh! You got Crazy Britney! This may be a rough patch in your life. You've been through the peaks and now you've found yourself in a valley. But keep the faith, remember if Britney can survive 2007 you can survive too!

Comeback Britney

Comeback Britney

You got Comeback Britney! Nothing can stop you! You see what you want and make it happen. While others may not be strong enough to carry on you get back on the horse and kick ass. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes you always come back swinging!

Dead in the Eyes Robot Britney

Dead in the Eyes Robot Britney

You got Dead in the Eyes Robot Britney! And, like Dead in the Eyes Robot Britney, you're kinda over it. You've answered all these questions a million times, you've danced like there's no tomorrow, you've been on every talk show imaginable, the fire is out. Maybe it's age, maybe it's jadedness, but you're a little bored now. It's lonely at the top, isn't it?

Mommy Britney

Mommy Britney

You got Mommy Britney! Having a career is great but you've found something better, a family! Your priorities have changed and you're beginning to abandon the wiles of youth and settle down. Now-a-days you'd gladly pass up a night in the club for a night in with a bottle of red and some netflix.