Real Daily Express Headline Or Thing We Just Made Up?
Real Daily Express Headline Or Thing We Just Made Up?
Everyone who's ever been on Twitter or seen a newsagent will know about The Daily Express's laughable front pages - while politics and serious news are making headlines everywhere else, the Express will splash on a new Alzheimer's treatment, an op-ed from Nigel Farage or even "it's a bit windy".
Everyone who's ever been on Twitter or seen a newsagent will know about The Daily Express's laughable front pages - while politics and serious news are making headlines everywhere else, the Express will splash on a new Alzheimer's treatment, an op-ed from Nigel Farage or even "it's a bit windy".
HOUSE PRICES TUMBLE AS WEATHER GIVES DIANA CANCER
BENEFIT CHEATS MAKING MILLIONS SELLING PICK N' MIX ON EBAY
SNIFFER DOGS OFFEND MUSLIMS
WHITE MEN TO FACE JOBS BAN
IMMIGRANT GYPSIES GAVE MY BABY TUMOUR
GERMANS DECLARE WAR ON OUR £
YOU PAY POPPY BURNER'S £50 FINE
HEATWAVE TO TRIGGER FLOODS
EURO RULES TO RUIN PENSIONS
MIGRANTS TAKING ALL JOBS IN UK BUT REFUSE TO SPEAK ENGLISH
DIABETES BREAKTHROUGH BRIGHTENS UP RAINY BANK HOLIDAY
NEW SUPER PILL ADDS YEARS TO YOUR LIFE... IF YOU'RE ASIAN
SCOTTISH NATIONALISTS WANT TO SLASH YOUR PENSION
EU WANTS MIGRANTS TO TAKE OUR JOBS
UK BRACED FOR COLDEST WINTER IN YEAR