What's your favorite Steely Dan album?
Can't Buy A Thrill
Countdown to Ecstasy
The Royal Scam
Pick a vice
The Cuevo Gold
The Fine Colombian
Can I buy you a drink?
Kirschwasser from a shell
Sausage and beer
Any major dude will tell you that you're...
In need of professional help
Pick an accessory
Pearls of the quarter
Choose a character
Show Biz Kid
Pick a quote
"Well, the tradition is to have a succession of previous managers. Like suitors at a gang-bang, y'know?"
"So you've come on the scene at the perfect moment."
"I have played in so many music situations, including ‘jams’ that I can not recall any particular one at this time."
"Well I did all that but I really got tired of doing the same thing all the time so I use to throw in what I call my locomotion and put in my variables to the straight shuffle."
"Looking for keyboardist and bassist. Must have jazz chops! Assholes need not apply"
"My solo was in a style that was like I was mumbling in tongues or speaking in dreams using languages that have been dead for thousands of years."
"In my mind, the ideal point to get to on the guitar is where you don’t have to think about scales, keys, notes, harmonic structures, none of that stuff. You can just play music fluently. "
"Yeah, and I'm going to come out as a tranny on that one! In my mind I'll be Edie Adams, but I'll look more like Totie Fields. That's got to be good for at least a couple hundred thousand dollars in sales."
Wow, you're a real sicko!
We recommend you talk to someone about your issues.
Laying down that pipe with some groove, huh stud muffin?
You march to the beat of your own sick drummer.
Check you out, hipster. See you at Coachella.
We bet you wouldn't even charge for mustache ride!
You're not totally committed to this project, are you?
Aren't you a slick cat?
Love 'em or hate 'em, Steely Dan's power and influence cannot be stopped. We know you're slick and refined on the outside, but sick and dirty on the inside. See which Steely Dan member best represents your personality.