Which Member Of Steely Dan Are You?

Love 'em or hate 'em, Steely Dan's power and influence cannot be stopped. We know you're slick and refined on the outside, but sick and dirty on the inside. See which Steely Dan member best represents your personality.

The Cat
Created By The Cat
On Mar 29, 2017

What's your favorite Steely Dan album?

Pick a vice

Can I buy you a drink?

Any major dude will tell you that you're...

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Walter Becker

Walter Becker

Wow, you're a real sicko!

Donald Fagen

Donald Fagen

We recommend you talk to someone about your issues.

Chuck Rainey

Chuck Rainey

Laying down that pipe with some groove, huh stud muffin?

Bernard Purdie

Bernard Purdie

You march to the beat of your own sick drummer.

Denny Dias

Denny Dias

Check you out, hipster. See you at Coachella.

"Skunk" Baxter

"Skunk" Baxter

We bet you wouldn't even charge for mustache ride!

Rick Derringer

Rick Derringer

You're not totally committed to this project, are you?

Michael McDonald

Michael McDonald

Aren't you a slick cat?