Men's Quiz: Which Gender Tells The Most Porky Pies?

To find out the truth of which gender tells the most porky pies – and what sort – take our quiz then compare notes with a partner or friend of the opposite sex.

Telegraph
Created By Telegraph
On Jun 10, 2015

You tell your partner that you are going out for a pint with a friend after work? How many will you have?

Your partner has a higher-powered job than you. You tell her this makes you feel:

Your boss accuses you of not pulling your weight at work. Do you:

Your sex life with your partner is inadequate. You tell her:

Your partner asks whether you prefer the blue or the red dress. You answer:

Your dad rings up and asks how you are doing. You reply that you are:

You are an unusually truthful individual, possibly due to religious belief or some form of head trauma.

You are an unusually truthful individual, possibly due to religious belief or some form of head trauma.

Like most of us, male and female, you lie all the time, by omission, to be kind, or out of a sheer sense of self-preservation.

Like most of us, male and female, you lie all the time, by omission, to be kind, or out of a sheer sense of self-preservation.

You not only lie all the time but you seem pathologically to enjoy it. Have you considered a career in politics or as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent?

You not only lie all the time but you seem pathologically to enjoy it. Have you considered a career in politics or as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent?