Which Las Vegas Casino Are You?

C'mon, take a gamble and figure out which casino best represents your personality. Your best poker face won't save you now

Susie Hume
Created By Susie Hume
On Apr 13, 2014

What word best describes you?

What do you do for a living?

You win the lottery. What do you do?

It's buffet time. What do you fill your plate with?

Slots, video poker or blackjack?

Have you ever been to Las Vegas?

Pick a carpet pattern.

Pick a light.

Pick a Las Vegas act.

Pick an outfit.

Paris Las Vegas

Paris Las Vegas

You are Paris, Las Vegas! You're one of those people who thinks two years of French class entitles you to speak with an accent. You probably eat croissants...from Dunkin' Donuts. And I really hope you're wearing that beret ironically. Stay classy and, I don't know, maybe actually travel the world?

Treasure Island

Treasure Island

You are Treasure Island! You are no longer a classy or upscale hotel on the strip. And you used to be family-friendly, but now your pirate show is filled with more scantily-clad wenches than explosions. Janki-ness abounds.

Wynn

Wynn

You are the Wynn! Very upscale and classy...five years ago. Ok, ok, you still have some swag. You're no longer the new kid on the block, but no one is for long in this town. You may be a hooker, but you're the high class kind. Kudos!

Golden Nugget

Golden Nugget

You are the Golden Nugget! You are part of historic downtown Las Vegas. You may have lost some of your sparkle, but you still have a rockin' buffet. And while you have been replaced by newer, shinier things, you are still a destination because of your history. Basically, you're OLD.

Caesar's Palace

Caesar's Palace

You are Caesar's Palace! Toga, toga, toga! And gorgeous suites. And prominent product placement in Hangovers 1 and 3. You probably think you're pretty glam, but you're a bit too tacky and garish for your own good.

Mirage

Mirage

You are the Mirage! Um, you have dolphins. That's pretty awesome. Plus, you have a pretty fantastic pool. Basically, you're a lot prettier on the outside than in. It's best if we judge this book by its cover.

Bellagio

Bellagio

You are the Bellagio! Your glorious fountains are a sight to behold. You are one of the classier hotels on the strip with just enough style. But, ultimately, you are pretty much forgettable without your fountains.