It's All About Your Little Romance....IN PARIS! An Interactive Autobiographical Novel All About You

First he surprises you with a trip of a lifetime to Paris, France. Then he takes you to a secret secluded alley near a quaint cafe - he's so ROMANTIC! Is he going to propose to you here? No, he embraces you and you throw your arms around him and give him a huge French kiss! When in France, right? Then you stroll down the Champs-Élysées towards The Arc de Triomphe - Oh it would be perfect if he pops it there! But no, he grabs you by the hand and then you see it - Eiffel Tower! OMG! So perfect. You say yes! Yes! Yes! Now go call your mom!

First he surprises you with a trip of a lifetime to Paris, France. You can't wait to go and visit The Louvre to see Leonardo Di Vinci's Mona Lisa, it's really small by the way and behind glass and still breathtaking! But I digress, after the museum, he grabs you and surprises you with a passionate kiss. "This is it!", you think, he is going to do it right here! Then he sits you down by the fountains and gets down on one knee and pulls out a little blue box. Tiffany? OMG! He opens it and there it was! The most amazing engagement ring you have ever seen. Way bigger than Jessica, better than Amanda’s! Oh wait he's saying something. "I want to spend the rest of my life with you...will you marry me?" Yes! Yes! Yes! Now go show that rock to your friends and make them all jealous!

First he surprises you with a trip of a lifetime to Paris, France. He must really be THE ONE! Mom said he was a bad influence but YOU know he is really a very emotional, romantic, and spiritual person. That was your REAL connection. Since you were a little girl, you dreamed of being Esméralda in The Hunchback of Notre-Dame like in the Disney version. While Justin is WAY better looking than Quasimodo, he does kinda remind you of him. Justin takes you for a romantic walk along the river Seine. He keeps looking at you, he loves you so much! You just blurt out YES! But Justin didn't ask you anything. You look up and then you see it! My god how did they build that 8 centuries ago? Justin, sweeps you off your feet and finds a secret passage to the cathedral where the tourists were not allowed. Then you spot it...the little box. "Will you marry me?" You can't believe it...and you just burst into tears. "Well? You haven't said yes." You were so stunned you forgot! Of course you say yes and you make plans to marry next year right here in Paris! Joie de vivre!

Paris! OMG Brad just surprised you with a trip to Paris! What will you wear? Christian Louboutin no doubt? What else? The flight to Paris was a nightmare! First you were stranded in a snowstorm and had to spend the night on a cot in the Chicago O’Hare Airport. That was fun - NOT! Once on the plane - FIRST CLASS thank god, you notice Brad looks so nervous! He went to the bathroom like 20 times and he likes to sit next to the window so he keeps waking you up to go pee! You finally land in Paris, and you can practically feel the magic in the air. Ah Paris! Time to eat. You want to find a cute romantic Cafe like the one you remember from that Pixar Disney Movie Ratatouille. You head down towards the Arc de Triomphe along the Champs-Élysées. So many great shops and adorable Cafes! Then Brad looks at you and says " RUN!" Run? Then he was gone! You yell at Brad to stop, but nooo. You start to run in your brand new $1,445 Christian Louboutin shoes ON SALE, BRILLIANT BTW, and start to hop-run to catch up to Brad. Then you spot him perfectly framed at a table under a red umbrella with the Arc de Triomphe behind him. "SELFIE!" you yell and as you reach into your new $1,500 Louis Vuitton bag you rummage to dig out your iPhone. When you look up there is Brad with a huge ass smile on his face and in his hand is an engagement ring that has a bigger diamond than Jessica's! Check this out BITCH! "Will you Chanel, take me to be your true soul mate forever and ever?" You pretend to be nonchalant and not care. Then you throw yourself at Brad and attack him with a million kisses! The two of you forgot all about the food and Ubered back to the Airbnb to celebrate with a night of la passion! Viva la France!

OK so if you and Jacob are really careful, the $1,000 you saved up to take this art student trip to Paris and stay at a hostel should work out. It was a bit shady sleeping in the Metropolitan that first night when you were locked out, but the homeless Paris kids were cool enough to let you break some bread and have some wine. So classy! We haven't had a bath in a week ever since there was that murder in the bathtub at the hostel. Nothing good has happened ever since that strange Dutch Businessman guy at the airport suggested you and your friend Amanda stay at this hostel. Your dad says you could always go to his hotel if things get bad. Jacob says you can go home if you want to. Then he reached into his pocket and pulls out a cigar wrapper. Not the cheap ones, the expensive French ones and says "Ashley - I know I don't have any money, no job, and a shit-ton of student loans, but will you marry me?" You are so touched you don't know what to say? You were going to try and lose him at the Metropolitan and hook up with that cute guy that looked like a French Brad Pitt, but were interrupted. "Well?" Jacob says and that’s when you storm back to your dad’s hotel. BIG MISTAKE! Since that’s where you get "TAKEN" and never see Jacob or anyone else for that matter ever again!