Which Seagull Are You?

Fianna Fail senator Ned O'Sullivan recently said seagulls in Ireland were getting a bit, eh... mad. So - which one are you? The one that nicks candy from a baby? The one that swallows a rabbit whole? The one that attacks Chris Brown?

SPIN 1038
Created By SPIN 1038
On Jul 31, 2014

First thing's first - do you actually like seagulls?

Do you prefer the country or the city?

You're trying to have a nice quiet lunch break in the park - who's more annoying, the group of kids chasing each other around, or the business folk complaining about work?

You're trying to decide what to have for lunch. Are you...

You have a day off! Are you...

What personality trait do you dislike the most?

And finally, would you prefer someone who...

Dispossesses children of their lollipops

Dispossesses children of their lollipops

Some seagulls, according to Senator O'Sullivan, are "dispossessing children of their lollipops" (actual quote - who says 'dispossessing' these days?). You're not a big fan of kids, and you like lollipops. Go figure.

Swallows a rabbit whole

Swallows a rabbit whole

This really did happen. Someone filmed a video of a seagull swallowing a rabbit whole. We reckon you're the most vicious type of seagull, because who eats cute little rabbits? No one messes with you.

Attacks Chris Brown

Attacks Chris Brown

Anyone remember that time seagulls attacked Chris Brown? It was the best moment ever. You're the hero of all seagulls, because everyone wants to freak out Chris Brown. Well done you, keep being an awesome seagull.

Attacks randomers

Attacks randomers

You wish you could attack Chris Brown, but you have to make do with randomers. You might want their sandwich, you might think their head looks like a fish... who knows. Either way, you are a menace.

Attacks the Pope's dove

Attacks the Pope's dove

Pope Francis released a beautiful dove to symbolise peace. And it was quickly attacked by a seagull and a crow. Maybe you hate the Pope? (your Nan is lighting a hundred candles for you as we speak)