What would your slogan focus on?
“Make America Great! Make it YUGE”.
“Reformer for Results”.
How would you deal with the situation in Iraq?
We must intervene in order to keep the peace.
KICK ISIS ASS.
What states would you target?
I will win New Hampshire and focus on the primaries.
I will put on a spectacle in Florida and Iowa so FOX News can talk about me.
How would you treat women?
I will ensure that my campaign woos female voters.
Women ask for it. They deserve to be grabbed by the pussy if they act in such a manner.
How about the state of education in the United States?
No child will be left behind.
Those who buy their way into their position will ultimately win, let’s teach the children all about capitalism!
There’s a terrorist attack on American soil, what would you say on Twitter?
#MAGA. We need to close the borders. All aliens out.
We do not tolerate these actions, we are improving upon our weaponry. America will be strong, and I continue to thank our services who are working to strengthen our nation.
What’s your handshake like?
So strong, I will cripple the other.
A bit weak, I’ve got small hands.
George W Bush
You're George Bush. You look towards the future and you've got at least some experience in politics.
You're Donald Trump. You've just been elected and you've got big plans. Can you execute them?
Comparing the 43rd and 45th Presidents, are you a Bushite or a Trumpite?