Are you George Bush or Donald Trump?

“Reformer for Results”.

“Make America Great! Make it YUGE”.

We must intervene in order to keep the peace.

KICK ISIS ASS.

I will put on a spectacle in Florida and Iowa so FOX News can talk about me.

I will win New Hampshire and focus on the primaries.

Women ask for it. They deserve to be grabbed by the pussy if they act in such a manner.

I will ensure that my campaign woos female voters.

No child will be left behind.

Those who buy their way into their position will ultimately win, let’s teach the children all about capitalism!

We do not tolerate these actions, we are improving upon our weaponry. America will be strong, and I continue to thank our services who are working to strengthen our nation.

#MAGA. We need to close the borders. All aliens out.

So strong, I will cripple the other.

A bit weak, I’ve got small hands.