What is Your Old Person Name?

What should you be called when you get older?

Scott O'cconor
Created by Scott O'cconor
On Jan 20, 2019

When do you usually eat dinner?

The neighbors are having a loud party, what would you do?

Do like cats?

How about dogs?

Your friends would say your heart is...

You are heading out for a night of partying. What are you most likely to take with you?

Where would you want your last trip ever to be?

Are you Male or Female?

What would you like to drink?

Pick a Tchotchke

Myrtle

Myrtle

Your new name is Myrtle! At first you might experience mixed feelings about it, but trust us, the more you hear it, the more you'll like it.
So.. Do you actually like it? Tell us what you think in the comments!

Alfred

Alfred

You new name is Alfred! Now, whenever someone is giving you a hard time, remind them that you are named after a great king.
Now tell us what you think of your new name in the comments!

Earl

Earl

Your new name is Earl! Forget about your previous "younger" name, all the cool kids are going retro.
Now tell us what you think of your new name in the comments!

Gladys

Gladys

Your new name is Gladys! We know it might not seem that awesome at first, but think about it, really think about it, Gladys is such an awesome name, isn't it??
Now tell us what you think of your new name in the comments!

Ethel

Ethel

Your new name is Ethel!
What, you don't like it? What if we told you that Ethel means noble? Yeah, we figured you'd like it more.
Now tell us what you think of your new name in the comments!

Hilda

Hilda

Your new name is Hilda!
Strong, smart, resourceful Hilda. Hilda is a badass name with tons of history (mainly kick-ass TV characters of hilarious grandmas), Treat it with the respect it deserves.
Now tell us what you think of your new name in the comments!

Murray

Murray

Hello there Murray!
We hope you realize that you've just won the jackpot with this name. Funny, smart, emotional, Murray has it all. Treat it with respect.
Now tell us what you think of your new name in the comments!

Pearl

Pearl

Your new name is Pearl! Beauty, style and a glamorous personality, Pearl says it all. Now go rule a 30's themed night club. And don't forget to tell us what you think of your new name in the comments!