Can We Guess How Stereotypically British You Are By What You Hate?

Are you more Earl Grey or grey skies?

Sarah Hall
Created By Sarah Hall
On Nov 27, 2015

You always start the day by checking the news. But which story would you least like to wake up to?

You're on your way to work and your train is delayed. Who would you least like to be sat next to?

You finally get to work. What's the first thing to irritate you today?

You share a desk with a colleague. What's their most annoying habit?

It's finally lunchtime and you head to a coffee shop to pick up a sandwich. Which of these lunchtime problems would piss you off the most?

You've finished work for the day and you're off to the pub with your colleagues. But what do you hate the most?

You pop into the supermarket on your way back from the pub. What's annoyed you this time?

You're watching TV to wind down before bed. Which TV show would you never watch?

You're browsing Facebook in bed. What do you dislike the most?

You're falling asleep. What's your nightmare?

You're not stereotypically British at all!

You're not stereotypically British at all!

Britain? Where's that? No point asking you. You're about as "British" as baklava, beef bourguignon and Boston Baked Beans. Which is not very. You're kind of iffy about the concept of "Britishness", and who gets to define what a Brit is anyway?!. In any case, you're not likely to be caught munching digestives to Radio 4 anytime soon.

Barely British

Barely British

You're barely British. You may, deep down, have a soft spot for the Antiques Roadshow, but you couldn't whip up a Victoria Sponge at a moment's notice or name a single character from The Archers. You don't even mind when someone pushes ahead of you in the queue. Poor show, old chap.

Basically British

Basically British

You're basically British. You've got nearly everything - the stiff upper lip, the politeness, the endless grumbling. Maybe even the teeth - we're not judging. You could improve in certain areas - we suggest boning up on your Delia Smith and your Enid Blyton - but you're almost a true Blighty stereotype.

British Bulldog

British Bulldog

You got British Bulldog. You're basically Winston Churchill - your clipped Queen's English and endless complaints about the weather mark you out as a true blue Brit. Your blood is at least 90% jam roly poly and Earl Grey, and from birth you've enjoyed pints of bitter with your Shepherd's Pie. Well done - you are the lifeblood of this sceptered isle!