When you're on a cattle drive, what do you like to eat?
Eat? no time to eat! we're burning daylight!
Tofu & lettuce
When you hit town and head to Miss Kitty's Saloon, what do you order to wash away the trail dust?
Spring water from the creek
Red eye whiskey
Ginger tea with a twist of lemon
Around midnight at Miss Kitty's Saloon, where can we find you?
Downstairs with Miss Kitty helping her pick out new curtains
Upstairs with one of the sportin' ladies
Out back punching the f**k out of some redneck who insulted you
Behind the bar helping out
Cowboys work hard. Which one of these would you rather do in your free time?
Help out at the orphan home
Punch a nun
Water the horses
Which one of these statements summarizes your attitude toward Native Americans?
Native Americans are the Children of God and deserve all our love and respect
Darn good friends!
The only good Injun is a dead Injun!
Indians? I can take 'em or leave 'em, but they sure do smell funny!
What's a Grand Necktie Party?
A grave injustice, citizen!
A pain in the neck
A social event & chance to dress pretty
Something to be avoided at all costs - even if I have to kill somebody!
Pick the name of your horse
It ain't got no name! It's a goddamn horse!
Pick your cowboy headgear
An old, faded, wrinkled hat
A ten gallon hat
A dainty bonnet
You're the perfect sidekick! You're Gabby Hayes!
You're the town sissy! You're Dude Candypants, esq.
You're mean, surly and ugly! You're Rooster Cogburn!
You're honest, decent, fair and thoroughly upstanding! You're The Lone Ranger!
Howdy, pardner! Take a break from punchin' them little doggies and take this new-fangled personality quiz! It'll tell you what kind of Classic Cowboy you are! Yeeeee-haw, pilgrim!