33 People With The Most Unfortunate Names Ever

Call your parents today. Just to say thank you.

Sam McCarty
Created by Sam McCarty
On Mar 26, 2015
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This woman.

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Well, will he?

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Let's be honest, we're all considering changing our names to this.

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This guy is in for a very hard life.

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Named for the legendary Fort Wayne, Indiana mayor.

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An unfortunate name for a respected politician who helped end Apartheid.

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This very talented young lady.

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That last name is pronounced, "Shmeller," by the way.

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Is he?

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The only mystery he can't solve is why people laugh every time he introduces himself.

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This wonderful error window.

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This girl, whose parents never even gave her a chance.

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When she pinned her name tag on, did she sigh?

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Just, yes.

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Self-fulfilling prophecy?

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Delicious.

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Dr. Tickel couldn't figure out why his chiropractic clinic wasn't getting off the ground.

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If his first name is Dick, there's definitely a God.

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Really? No one ever told you to just go by Richard?

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A grassroots campaign led by 13 year old boys got him elected.

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Another man who hates his nickname.

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OK. I will.

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This is also the name of one of my favorite Olympic sports.

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Do they?

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Some parents really need to get their sh*t together.

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Maybe not so much for you with the hyphenated last name?

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You too!

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Yeah you are!

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Interesting choice of profession.

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Is it our step we should be watching?

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Thanks for letting us know!

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The force was strong with his parents.

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Oh hello sir!