Which of these 'SATC' quotes are real?

Figure out which quotes by your favorite 4 late 90's ladies and which were manufactured by yours truly

Sam Escobar
Created By Sam Escobar
On May 29, 2014
1 / 16

"I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet."

2 / 16

"The better he is in bed, the worse he is in relationships. You know it, I know it, he knows it. And that's why he didn't call."

3 / 16

"Well, I guess shoes will never walk out on you."

4 / 16

"This guy is so very sour. Like asparagus gone bad."

5 / 16

"Men don’t marry up-the-butt girl. Who ever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt?"

6 / 16

"That afternoon, I realized L'Oreal was right: I am worth it."

7 / 16

"Tit soup!"

8 / 16

"The next day at the Hotel Vasectomy, I had some questions for the man…next to me."

9 / 16

"Men: the more you blow them, the more you know them."

10 / 16

"'I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to Gay Town."

11 / 16

"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you."

12 / 16

"Falling is love is the easy part, it's falling down that really hurts."

13 / 16

"She's got legs for days, brains for minutes."

14 / 16

"The faster they cum, they quicker they go, honey."

15 / 16

"It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them."

16 / 16

"We looked like the witches of Eastwick."

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