Which of these 'SATC' quotes are real?
Figure out which quotes by your favorite 4 late 90's ladies and which were manufactured by yours truly
"I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet."
"The better he is in bed, the worse he is in relationships. You know it, I know it, he knows it. And that's why he didn't call."
"Well, I guess shoes will never walk out on you."
"This guy is so very sour. Like asparagus gone bad."
"Men don’t marry up-the-butt girl. Who ever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt?"
"That afternoon, I realized L'Oreal was right: I am worth it."
"The next day at the Hotel Vasectomy, I had some questions for the man…next to me."
"Men: the more you blow them, the more you know them."
"'I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to Gay Town."
"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you."
"Falling is love is the easy part, it's falling down that really hurts."
"She's got legs for days, brains for minutes."
"The faster they cum, they quicker they go, honey."
"It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them."
"We looked like the witches of Eastwick."