What Should Your Extremely Attainable New Year's Resolution Be?

If lose 20% of your body weight, make $10 million dollars and hook up with Justin Bieber are part of your New Year's Resolutions for 2016, then it’s time to reevaluate. Take our quiz to find out the much more attainable goal that's right for you.

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In a few words, what was 2015 like for you?

What area of your life needs the most improvement in 2016?

How much do you give a shit about achieving your New Year’s Resolution?

What is your immediate visceral reaction to the term "goal setting"?

How many paid personal staff members do you think it would take to genuinely turn your life around?

Keep breathing.

Keep breathing.

You are really struggling in all areas of life so the best way for you to feel good about yourself is to keep the resolution VERY simple: breathe. You’re doing it now, and think of how many breaths you can take in 2016. It’s gonna be a good year gurl, you’re gonna make it.

Go for a walk.

Go for a walk.

Just one. You can do that can’t you? You might do it in January. Maybe even January 1! That would be awesome. And it leaves 364 days to never have to think about a resolution since you already accomplished that shit.

Eat a piece of fruit.

Eat a piece of fruit.

You don’t need to do a two week juice cleanse or attempt to sustain yourself on 400 calories a day for any duration of 2016. That sounds really hard. You know what doesn’t sound hard? Eating a piece of fruit. If you set that as your health goal, you will totally achieve it.

Don't declare bankruptcy.

Don't declare bankruptcy.

Saving money is probably the most annoying thing we’re supposed to do at a young age, and TBH fuck it because you need those shoes. Instead of hopelessly trying to be responsible, just set the goal of not declaring bankruptcy. Maybe you won’t be rolling in the dough at the end of 2016, but as long as you met your financial expectations then you’re doing okay.

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