How Will You Die?

Sick of wondering what will cause you to meet your maker? Wouldn't it be nice to stop worrying and prepare for the big event? Well, now you can. This deductive, methodical, scientific quiz will undoubtedly give you the answer you crave, so you can get started on planning your grave.

Hahablah
Created By Hahablah
On Oct 12, 2018

Pick a hobby

How many siblings do you have?

Pick a Catchphrase

Pick your favorite fast food

Which of these bad habits do you relate to?

Favorite Golden Girl

You win $10,000,000 in the lottery, what do you do first?

Squashed by falling piano

Squashed by falling piano

You're always looking out for what's going to happen next. You're the kind of person who likes to know what you're getting for Christmas before Christmas. Well, Santa doesn't roll with that. You will be squashed by a falling piano because you will look up instead of running.

Poop explosion

Poop explosion

Rush, rush, rush! You're big city, and just don't have enough time in the day. You can't even find enough time to poop once a day. This will be the death of you.... a month's worth of backed up poop will explode ending your busy life.

Eaten by a tiger

Eaten by a tiger

You're an animal person. It's nice to pet animals. Stroke a street cat here, poke a zoo monkey there. One day you'll convince yourself to climb the wall at the zoo to talk to the tigers. Bad idea, tigers love lunch guests but for all the wrong reasons.

Swallowed a spider

Swallowed a spider

You're too relaxed. Cruising through life. Short sentences. Guess what? Relax too much and a lonely black widow might just cosy up inside your open and relaxed mouth. At least it's a peaceful death.

Bacteria from rice

Bacteria from rice

You're a lazy person and look to take shortcuts when you can. Sometimes laziness pays off, and that rewards your slothful lifestyle. Well one time, it's not going to work out. Eating old rice instead of new rice... bad idea. Rice is one of the leading causes of food poisoning worldwide. You would know that if you read a book. RIP lazy.

Old age

Old age

Congratulations! You made it! You lived a safe life, and calculated your risks. A peaceful death and a full, long life are your rewards! You may just live long enough to hit 100.

Road rage

Road rage

You're a ball of anger waiting to explode. You flip off other drivers, complain about workmates, family and anyone and everything. One day that negative behavior will catch up to you. Not everyone accepts getting flipped off - one day you might flip off someone that's just like you!

Running with scissors

Running with scissors

You're super organised, almost OCD. You try to keep everything just how you like it, but you're often oblivious to others around you. Watch out for wet floors or toys when you're quickly moving around with sharp objects, especially scissors!