Behold: Your Inner Dialogue During A Netflix Binge
Behold: Your Inner Dialogue During A Netflix Binge
One more episode can't hurt, right?
One more episode can't hurt, right?
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Welp, all caught up on Orange is the New Black. That Piper, such a card.
Netflix
You might also like Breaking Bad.
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Oooo, I've been meaning to watch that show! Maybe I'll give..
Netflix
It's already loading.
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Oh, okay cool. I guess one episode won't hurt.
Time
Netflix
Shall I load the next season?
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
HELL YES!
Your friends
Hey girl, wanna meet up for a drink?
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Can't right now. Breaking Bad. Season 3.
Your friends
Oh, nice. Have Tuco's cousins tried to kill Hank yet?
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Say another word and I will cut you.
Your friends
Whoa, take it down a notch.
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
I can't risk talking to anyone who may let a spoiler slip. I'll see you at the end. #SorryNotSorry
Netflix
I'm all she needs now. Mwahaha.
Your stomach
Yo, have you not been getting my messages? It's literally been like 7 hours since you ate anything.
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Not true! I ate half a pack of Lifesavers I found in my pocket 2 hours ago.
Your stomach
Not cutting it.
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
*sigh* Fine, I guess I could order a pizza. But I'm not getting up. They'll have to slide it under the door.
Your stomach
Deal!
Time
Your Bed
Hey, you should really get some sleep. You do remember that you have work tomorrow, right?
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Dammit. I've come so far.
Netflix
Your almost there. You can't stop now. DON'T. EVER. STOP.
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Can't quite now. So.. close...
Time
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
I did it! What a hell of a ride too!
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Ugh, but why do I suddenly feel so sad and empty now that it's over?
Netflix
What you need is a palate cleanser. Might I suggest revisiting Gilmore Girls?
Every Netflix Watcher Ever
Okay, but just ONE episode and then some sleep.
Netflix
Of course.