What Is Your Anger Type?

Think you have anger issues? Take the test and let's see what anger you really have!

Ross Bayes
Created By Ross Bayes
On Mar 29, 2017

On your way home from work you stop at the shopping mall to pick up some dinner. As you walk past a restaurant you catch a glimpse of your partner with another woman/man. They are kissing publicly and very passionately. Up until this moment you believed your relationship was stable, loving, and committed, this is your soul mate, or so you thought. What do you do?

Somebody tries to pick a fight with you in the street, what do you do?

You arrive at the bar to meet some friends and get yourself a drink while you wait. The bartender is really busy and you wait a good 20 minutes until you are finally served, you turn around and lift the drink to your lips ready to have a sip and someone walks into you accidentally, knocking your drink all over you.

What are your thoughts on violence?

You bought a new film a few days ago and decided you wanted to watch it tonight. It's been a stressful day at work, you deserve to relax. So you go out and buy snacks and drinks and invite a friend over, only to realize your flatmate has been in your room and taken the DVD without asking. The worst part is they are staying out tonight... What do you do?

For months you had been prepping your garden to grow some delicious tomatoes. Judgement day arrives to pick them and have them on something tasty but to your horror the damn squirrels have eaten them all! You:

You stub your toe. What do you do?

You made a mistake at work and your boss has flipped out, shouting in your face. How do you respond?

You go to the cinema only to be sat in front of the noisiest person there. They have their knees digging into your back, they are talking loudly and the light from their phone is distracting you. What do you do?

You have a dream about your partner cheating on you. You wake up next to them and:

Consuming

Consuming

You have the right morals. You don't want to lose your temper but it is your greatest flaw. It's claws grip you and choke you out until it has it's way with you. If you can remove yourself from the situation before that happens you will find sanctuary. If not, the devastation you can cause is unrivalled. You will not explode on everything around you. Rather, ALL of your anger, that has been bottled will explode on the one person who happened to trigger it. They will not stand a chance against your temper.

You have the devil in you. You cannot tame it but you can walk away before it shows it's face. The cursed ones.

Fire

Fire

Your anger burns like a fire, destroying everything in its path. Your anger is ferocious but has no direction. Once you are angry, anything and everything is your target. Like when a bull sees red. Your hot-headed thinking makes all logic and rational disappear. You flip out and what's done, is done. There will be no turning back.

Gobby

Gobby

You love to run your mouth. Verbal abuse is your weapon when your angry. You can come across as bold and intimidating and know exactly what to say to hurt somebody. Nobody can win an argument against you and most will avoid getting into one with you in the first place!

Numbed through pain

Numbed through pain

You seem to shut down in situations that would arouse anger. It seems you go into a state of minor shock and your mind struggles to deal with the current situation. You are the kind of person bullies would get bored of. You're like a concrete stone on the outside, but on the inside... You are hurting more than they think.

Psychotic

Psychotic

100% fully fledged pedigree nutcase. The impulses you get are tainted and need to be controlled. Professional help is what you need!

Despair

Despair

Situations that would usually arouse anger, instead bring about sadness and depressive feelings. You are the sensitive type. You feel pain more than others and will allow thoughts and encounters to fester and eat away at your sanity. Your gentle soul require careful handling.

Balanced

Balanced

You have your temper in good check. People may even think you don't have a dark side!

Good job!