What Kind Of Pug Are You?
What's your favorite childhood Halloween costume?
Your house is on fire. What do you grab before making your escape?
Which song would you want played at your funeral?
What was your favorite recess activity?
If you could have any accent, what would you have?
If you could name a horse in the Kentucky Derby, what would you name it?
You're the raddest home pug dawg the world has ever seen.
You'll do whatever it takes to ensure others know how cool you are, but most of the time it doesn't take very much effort. You're the kind of pup who'd have a platinum doggy house with a bumpin' speaker system. You're bad to the bone, and you know it.
It's all one can do to stop themselves from eating you right up.
You're as sweet as can be, and people love having you around to brighten their day. All it takes is one of your radiant smiles or warm hugs and BOOM. The world is a better place. I wouldn't be surprised if you poop rainbows and eat butterflies.
Sometimes life throws you the short end of the stick, but in your case it happens most of the time.
We'd like to think that it's just misfortune, but then again maybe it's just you. But hey, just because your life's a struggle doesn't mean people don't love you. Who doesn't love being friends with someone who constantly makes them feel better about themselves? Because when I think I'm a mess, I just have to look at you to know it could be worse. Thanks, pal.
To put it nicely, you're a little "eclectic."
But who wants to be normal anyways? You're just always two steps ahead (or maybe behind) on the fashion trends. The world would be a boring place without weirdos like you.
When you walk in the room, people can't help but smile because they know you're going to brighten their day with your silly personality and witty jokes. Like a magician, you pull laughs out of nowhere and fun out of thin air. Some people might think you're a little all over the place, but there's too much fun to be had to sit still!
When other pups are having a ruff day, you're the one they'll come to.
You've got more love than a pug has wrinkles (which is quite a bit), and you're ready to share it at any given moment. Rainy days are secretly your favorite because it's prime time for cuddling, and who doesn't love to cuddle??
You are flawless.
Life has its ups and downs, but as far as you're concerned, you're always on the up. There's never such a thing as too much sparkle or too much shine in your opinion, and you love to be the center of attention.
BOW DOWN PEASANTS. Royal pug coming through.