Number of times you've been to the Fair.
1 - 5
6 - 15
A ridiculous number.
I'm trying to block them from my memory.
Number of times you want to go to the Fair in the future.
Help me, please.
If it rains you will:
Bring an Umbrella
Wear a Trash Bag
If it's sunny, you will:
Get the burn of a lifetime and call it a "good base."
Your motto when getting dressed for the fair:
"Looking good, Louis!"
"Feeling good, Todd!"
"Just letting it all hang out!"
Your least favorite smell at the Fair:
The dude running this ride.
Your favorite smell at the Fair:
Your favorite Fair sight:
Your favorite Fair food:
Deep Fried Ribs
Deep Fried Jalapeno Cheese
Deep Fried Cookie Dough
Lift Bridge's Mini-Donut Beer
At the Fair you will spend the most time here:
The injury you will most likely suffer at the Fair:
Lactose intolerance from a legendary milk performance.
A torn ACL from getting run over by 11 strollers.
Lifelong nightmares from taking a bite of this year's BBQ pickle ice cream.
When a baby stroller hits you at the Fair, you:
Remark on how cute the corn dog in the stroller is.
Remark on how pretty the butter princess in the stroller is.
Put butter on your corndog and keep walking.
Your favorite type of Fair music:
Answering these life or death questions will assist our crack Team in helping you plan your Minnesota State Fair visit.