Pick a handsome date to escort you to the ball.
A bag of old hair
How would you describe your look?
Trash with a hint of glamour
Skanky hoe realness
What shoes will you be wearing?
Six inch heels, she walked in the club like nobody's business
Flats, sorry not sorry
Converse, 'cos im punk af
Barefoot, because I’m ‘kooky’ like that
Choose a fandom name for your adoring fans.
My Pretend Friends
Which is your best side?
Back of my head, to be honest
All my sides are my best sides
Which celebrity are you hoping to get a selfie with?
Which celebrity will you be avoiding like the plague?
The Olsen Twins
Do you believe in florals for Spring?
You've been sippin' too much of that 'purposeful pop'. Honestly, go home and change right now.
Who looks at a sleeping bag and says 'that's what I want to wear to the Met Gala'? Well, bad news hun, it's you.
No amount of skin can distract us from that Pepsi advert. Sorry, babes.
Madge, we love you, but it's the Met Gala not army cadet training.
Someone call the fashion police, there's been several murders on the red carpet.