Which Clown From "AHS: Cult" Are You, Really?

So many clowns, so little time.

PopBuzz
Created By PopBuzz
On Sep 29, 2017

What are you mad about today?

When there's drama going down, where can you be found?

What's your role in the friendship group?

Which common fear do you suffer from the most?

Which one of these stock image models looks like the perfect suburban victim to taunt with your clown antics?

And what is your preferred method of torture?

Describe your aesthetic in one word:

Pick a colour, any colour... which one speaks to you the most clearly?

Triple Dick

Triple Dick

You’re the ringleader - you're most likely in charge of making decisions in the group chat. You give zero fucks, you will tolerate no bullshit and when push comes to shove, you’re the one who will go full savage on the squad's haters.

Ballgag

Ballgag

You’re like, the Beyonce of any cult or group you make yourself part of. Your aesthetic is on point, your chic bob haircut is the envy for literally everyone you murder. In fact, it’s pretty much an honour to be murdered by you. You’re flawless.

Pentagram

Pentagram

You're the fairly quiet one. You like to keep things low-key but in reality, you're as savage as they come. You're underrated AF and life wouldn't be the same without you.

Holes

Holes

You've always been the vice-president of every squad you've ever been in, which is why you express yourself with bright colours and bold make up. Some people may find you intimidating but once they get past that tough exterior, you're a sweetie.

Jigsaw

Jigsaw

You're just here for a good time to be honest. You're a great laugh and always up for adventure. You never take life too seriously and you're pretty creative too - most of the squad's most twisted plans from your brain.

Kooks

Kooks

You're a complete hot mess but your friends wouldn't have you any other way. You're pretty aloof most of the time and like to do your own thing. But when the squad calls, you're as loyal as they come.