"My common sense is tingling."
"So, skin-tight leather. Doesn't that kinda chafe?"
"You're always safe with me around."
"Seriously, a clinic that super heroes frequent and you think, "That's the place I want to rip off next"?! Let me ask you, and be honest, are you stupid? Or really, really stupid?"
"I said, you're welcome. Sorry, I have laryngitis."
"Now I get to hit on your sister, right?"
[To Venom] You look like something I hocked up last time I had swine flu. [hocks]
"And now I'm better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!"
"How about we compromise? I get my body on weekends and weekdays, you get it when I have to mow the lawn."
"Boy! No wonder you covered your head the way you did! I don't know who you are, but one thing's for sure--a beauty contest winner you ain't!"