QUIZ: Which Horror Villain Is Your Valentine?

Note: While the idea of dating a monster might be fun, we want to stress the importance of healthy IRL relationships. Please don't hesitate to seek help if you ever find yourself with a real life villain. You can reach The National Domestic Violence hotline at 1−800−799−7233.

Perez Hilton
Created By Perez Hilton
On Feb 13, 2019

What’s your ideal first date?

What trait do you most look for in a significant other?

What’s the *best* thing to wake up to on a Saturday morning?

Where would you want to raise a family?

Choose a profession for your SO:

Which horror heroine do you most identify with?

What ironically creepy love ballad would *YOUR* song be?

What’s your biggest flaw?

Pick a romantic getaway:

What does it take to win your heart?

Pennywise the Dancing Clown

Pennywise the Dancing Clown

You need someone who will help take the edge off -- which is why your villain soul mate is Pennywise the Dancing Clown! This silly, sewer-dwelling demon is a perfect match for those who take life too seriously. Why be constantly stressed when you can just kick back and float?

The Babadook

The Babadook

This shadowy spirit born from an evil storybook represents the manifestation of grief -- which is why he makes a GREAT romantic partner. Not only does Dook totally accept you for who you are, he encourages you to look inward at your own problems so you can conquer them. Also, he can totally rock a top hat.

Norman Bates

Norman Bates

Mother won't be disappointed! Just like the repressed motel owner, you're a hard worker, in tune with your sensitive side, and know that a mother should be a boy's best friend. You have the tendency to flee when things get tough, but sometimes all you need is a long talk to put things in perspective. That's why Norman is the rock you need -- just maybe shower with the curtain open.

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger

You want someone to be obsessed with. Someone you can't get out of your head. This is why Wes Craven's nightmare-dwelling demon is your perfect match! Not only is Freddy unforgettable, he knows what fears and motivates you -- probably because he lives in your subconscious.

Annie Wilkes

Annie Wilkes

Kick back and relax! You need someone who thinks the world of you. Who caters to your every need. Who can't -- and WON'T -- live without you. This is why the unhinged superfan is your soul mate. She'll push you beyond your limits, mentally and physically, while still feeding you breakfast in bed every day. What more could you want!?

Jigsaw

Jigsaw

The road to your heart is a convoluted maze, and no one can get there quicker than Jigsaw. It takes a complex character to pique your interest, but this evil puppet master is the perfect match to fulfill your love of mind games. If your heart moves on, no worries, Jigsaw will set you free. You just have to earn your freedom.