Who Should You Marry, F*ck, And Kill?

You know how the game goes... now let us choose for you!

Pamela Eisley
Created By Pamela Eisley
On Mar 29, 2017

What's the most important component of a relationship?

You absolutely can't stand when your partner...

What kind of intelligence are you attracted to?

Do you get attached easily?

Do you like them older or younger?

It breaks your heart when people...

Complete the sentence.

Should people really quit while they're ahead?

You Should...

You Should...

You should Marry Jennifer Lawrence, F*ck James Franco, and Kill Taylor Swift!

Jennifer Lawrence would suit your emotional needs perfectly with her witty banter and charming demeanor, whiles James Franco would seduce you with his good looks and smooth talking. And as for Taylor Swift... well, we don't think she'd be much use to you.

Do you agree with us or would you switch things up? Let us know in the comments below!

You Should...

You Should...

You should Marry Meryl Streep, F*ck Jon Hamm, and Kill Madonna!

Meryl Streep would be the perfect partner for you in life and in love, but Jon Hamm would certainly know how to show you a good time! Madonna on the other hand... well, we think she would just annoy you to no end.

Do you agree with us or would you switch things up? Let us know in the comments below!

You Should...

You Should...

You should Marry Lady GaGa, F*ck Katy Perry and Kill Kanye West!

Mother Monster will certainly keep a flame ignited between the two of you for the long haul, and you can depend on Katy Perry to fan the fire of lust in private. But as for Kanye, he'd probably just interrupt you every time you tried to speak.

Do you agree with us or would you switch things up? Let us know in the comments below!

You Should...

You Should...

You should Marry Will Ferrel, F*ck Seth Rogen, and Kill Kathy Griffin!

If you married Will Ferrel you'd never have to worry about the laughs ending after the looks have faded in a lifelong commitment, and Seth Rogen will at least keep you entertained for one evening! However, Kathy Griffin can just be offensive- so we're gonna guess you can do without her type of humor.

Do you agree with us or would you switch things up? Let us know in the comments below!

You Should...

You Should...

You should Marry Natalie Portman, F*ck Jon Stewart, and Kill Lena Dunham!

Come on. We all know Natalie Portman is the perfect lady to have on your arm forever, while Jon Stewart's distinguished good looks and smart humor can keep you occupied for a one time fling. When it comes to Lena Dunham, we're not sure her company would appeal to most people.

Do you agree with us or would you switch things up? Let us know in the comments below!

You Should...

You Should...

You should Marry Zac Efron, F*ck Miley Cyrus, and Kill Kim Kardashian!

Let's be real- Eye candy like Zac Efron can't be denied or passed up on when it comes to prolonged intimacy, and Miley Cyrus will give you quite the one time experience with a story to tell at a later date. But besides her money, what else can Kim K give you that the other two can't?

Do you agree with us or would you switch things up? Let us know in the comments below!