Which Famous Insane Asylum Should You Go To?

Whether it's fictional or historical, you belong in a famous looney bin! But which one will you be committed to?

Pamela Eisley
Created By Pamela Eisley
On Mar 29, 2017

What deviant behavior do you find interesting?

Do ghosts terrify you?

How does being around other crazy people make you feel?

What will drive you to insanity?

Pick an American Horror Story: Asylum character.

Which is the most unethical?

Which luxury item would you keep in your room at the asylum?

Bedlam

Bedlam

You should go to Bedlam Asylum! Formerly knows as Bethlem Royal Hospital, this asylum created a new english word solely based on how messed up, torturous, and out of control it was. The asylum was infamous for it's maltreatment, corpse dissection, and human zoo simulation. So why are we sending you there? Because we have no idea what type of incurable madness you have! You're pretty kooky and somewhat morbid, so we think you can give the tyrannical orderlies at this mental establishment a good dose of their own medicine!

Danvers State Lunatic Asylum

Danvers State Lunatic Asylum

You should go to Danvers State Lunatic Asylum! Danvers is located in what used to be Salem Village, home of the infamous Witch Hunt. It's supposedly haunted and you can hear the footsteps, mild screams and afterlife living of the tortured patients who died here. But since you're a bit nutty and need a mental hospital to stay in yourself, we're guessing you don't mind the ghostly shrieks of former inmates receiving a lobotomy or electroshock treatment.

Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane

Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane

You should go to Arkham Lunatic Asylum for the Criminally Insane! It looks like your fantasy fetish has gotten the best of you, because Gotham City's insane asylum is where you're headed. Quite frankly, you'll enjoy hanging with the likes of the Joker, Catwoman and Mr. Freeze; we hear they're always entertaining and never fall short of anything but interesting. We bet your more rebellious side landed you in this mental hospital, right? You seem like the type to pull off a major jewel heist or you know, try to take over the world!

BriarCliff Manor

BriarCliff Manor

You should go to BriarCliff Manor! American Horror Story's insane asylum might be scripted, but if you were headed to any looney bin, then this one would be the place for you. You can gather in the hallways with other mental patients and swap stories of alien abductions, demonically possessed nuns, and the leather-face copy cat killer, Bloodyface. But the real reason we think you belong at BriarCliff is because you can see beyond smoke and mirrors, and unethical behavior towards the less fortunate is something you won't stand for. The asylum needs a patient like you!

AsheCliffe Hospital

AsheCliffe Hospital

You should go to AsheCliffe Hospital! Shutter Island proved to be a place for mysterious disappearances, elaborate mind games and just overall, well, unrestricted insanity. We think you have what it takes to survive in the secluded asylum and lead the pack of crazies that reside in their cells. Besides, you don't generally have a difficult time combating the mind tricks that you sometimes play on yourself, and your impulsive nature paired with that wild side needs to be tamed by professionals who can get the job done!

Amityville Mental Asylum

Amityville Mental Asylum

You should go to Amityville Asylum! You know the name from the famous house that resides in the same town, and now you can have a stray jacket in the hospital designated for the area. At Amityville, you can be sure to enjoy an array of psychotic premonitions, prescribed LSD treatments, and ritual ceremonies dedicated to satan, himself. Since you have a penchant for communicating with the dead and predicting the future, we're sure you'll get along just fine here!