Which College Football Team Should You Actually Root For?

Because going with your Alma Mater wasn't simple enough.

Dustin Rose
Created By Dustin Rose
On Sep 2, 2014

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Ohio State Buckeyes

Ohio State Buckeyes

When you think about college football you think about one thing: winning. That is it. There is nothing more important than winning in college football. Winning was always the number one goal in life, it is to this day, and nothing will ever change that. There are no bad years, there is no losing period. It is all a part of the great cycle of college football – when everybody plays it, but only you deserve to win it. Congratulations, Ohio is calling.

Michigan Wolverines

Michigan Wolverines

There is no doubt – you will stay a lifelong, loyal and enthusiastic college football fan no matter what. You are a student of the game and support your team even if it's been long time since they REALLY won something. You keep believing and waiting to be on top again and know how to cling on to hope. So hang in there, it's gonna happen soon enough. We think… in the meantime, join the Wolfpack, you'll feel right at home.

USC Trojans

USC Trojans

We get you, college football to you is a great thing to care about… mostly when you're winning. Otherwise? Well, life has a lot to offer. Sun, beaches, parties, exercising, eating well. Attending a football game is a great thing to add to this list, but still it is just a part of the list. And when the team is struggling on the field, you can always win the virtual battle field of Social Media. That's what we call a win-win-win situation. We envy you.

Alabama Crimson Tide

Alabama Crimson Tide

It doesn't matter if you are a fan of southern soul food, if you know your history or if you posses a weird toilet paper fetish – for you, college football is the most important thing in life, it is all about the Here-and-Now, and above all – It's about winning. Win today. Win tomorrow. And win again the day after tomorrow. And if you can make other teams fear you on the way – all the better! In that case, we have just two words to tell say to you: Roll Tide!

Oregon Ducks

Oregon Ducks

If you know other teams had more success in the past, but don’t give a damn cause you rather look at a bright future. If you know others teams have a better chance winning this year, but not in five years time. If you see how other programs dwell on the past while you are focusing on Social Media success, on gaining reputation the right way, and look stunning while doing so – the Ducks should be your new fav!

Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Notre Dame Fighting Irish

You know who you are and you don't try to fight it. You are proud of your heritage and absolutely love the fact that others want to feel like they are part of it once in a while. And that's what makes the Fighting Irish, with their distinctive style, rich history and love of loving, the right college football team for you.

Texas Longhorns

Texas Longhorns

We feel that you are the kind of fan that wants his teams to think big. To act big. To win big. To work every day towards one goal – being the best, proving you own this field. Anything short of that is an odd occurrence that needs to get fixed right away. It's clear: the biggest team in Texas is the place for you.

LSU Tigers

LSU Tigers

You take your part of being a fan seriously, crazy seriously! Because while college football sure is the most important thing in your life, that doesn't mean you should not party all the way to glory, right? Make others fear the day they come play at your house, beat the hell out of their team and then party hard all through the night sounds like a day you would want to live over and over and over again. The Tigers are waiting for you.