BE AN INMATE AT THE PSYCHIATRIC ASYLUM, AND I'LL THINK UP OF BLOODY CRUMPET YOU COULD BE
For true fans, mostly for girls
Step right up! Choose the asylum to get locked in.
Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality!
Pick a room, and enjoy your stay 'cause you can't run away!
Pick an inmate to share the room with, and get back in line!
Which hallucination do you see when you take the pill that makes you sick?
Pick a rat to be your companion, and keep your eyes down and your mouth shut!
What would be the name of your rat?
Pick an activity while you're in the asylum. Of course, you'll never run out again.
Which song would be on your mind while we fill your prescription?
Which doctor would not be happy with your progress?
Thank you for playing this quiz! And now, let us electroshock your brain!
Date of birth: 25.04.1986.
Occupation: fashion model
Reason for entering the asylum: poisoning a husband
Good quality: honesty
Bad quality: hypocrisy
Favorite color: red
Greatest fear: married men
Greatest wish: poisoning every handsome man
Date of birth: 16.09.1988.
Reason for entering the asylum: singing to cats
Good quality: empathy
Bad quality: pesimism
Favorite color: purple
Greatest fear: separation and lonelyness
Greatest wish: unity of all the cats in the world
Date of birth: 18.01.1986.
Reason for entering the asylum: writing about political issues
Good quality: devotion
Bad quality: self-sabotaging
Favorite color: grey
Greatest fear: past events
Greatest wish: utopia
Date of birth: 02.08.1989.
Reason for entering the asylum: talking to herself while at work
Good quality: righteousness
Bad quality: nervousness
Favorite color: blue
Greatest fear: lack of money
Greatest wish: opening a bar in the middle of nowhere
Date of birth: 25.11.1988.
Reason for entering the asylum: killing every girl who's prettier than her
Good quality: wide imagination
Bad quality: self-love
Favorite color: pink
Greatest fear: growing old and becoming ugly
Greatest wish: eternal youth
Date of birth: 19.12.1989.
Reason for entering the asylum: helping the fugitives at the asylum
Good quality: empathy
Bad quality: stubborness
Favorite color: yellow
Greatest fear: the future
Greatest wish: to start a family