BE AN INMATE AT THE PSYCHIATRIC ASYLUM, AND I'LL THINK UP OF BLOODY CRUMPET YOU COULD BE

For true fans, mostly for girls

Miss Kalorie
Created By Miss Kalorie
On Feb 10, 2018

Step right up! Choose the asylum to get locked in.

Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality!

Pick a room, and enjoy your stay 'cause you can't run away!

Pick an inmate to share the room with, and get back in line!

Which hallucination do you see when you take the pill that makes you sick?

Pick a rat to be your companion, and keep your eyes down and your mouth shut!

What would be the name of your rat?

Pick an activity while you're in the asylum. Of course, you'll never run out again.

Which song would be on your mind while we fill your prescription?

Which doctor would not be happy with your progress?

Thank you for playing this quiz! And now, let us electroshock your brain!

MISS EVANS

MISS EVANS

Date of birth: 25.04.1986.

Occupation: fashion model

Reason for entering the asylum: poisoning a husband

Good quality: honesty

Bad quality: hypocrisy

Favorite color: red

Greatest fear: married men

Greatest wish: poisoning every handsome man

WEEPING EVE

WEEPING EVE

Date of birth: 16.09.1988.

Occupation: singer

Reason for entering the asylum: singing to cats

Good quality: empathy

Bad quality: pesimism

Favorite color: purple

Greatest fear: separation and lonelyness

Greatest wish: unity of all the cats in the world

KATHERINA FORTUNA

KATHERINA FORTUNA

Date of birth: 18.01.1986.

Occupation: novelist

Reason for entering the asylum: writing about political issues

Good quality: devotion

Bad quality: self-sabotaging

Favorite color: grey

Greatest fear: past events

Greatest wish: utopia

VANESSA CRIMSON

VANESSA CRIMSON

Date of birth: 02.08.1989.

Occupation: waitress

Reason for entering the asylum: talking to herself while at work

Good quality: righteousness

Bad quality: nervousness

Favorite color: blue

Greatest fear: lack of money

Greatest wish: opening a bar in the middle of nowhere

LA DIVINA

LA DIVINA

Date of birth: 25.11.1988.

Occupation: dancer

Reason for entering the asylum: killing every girl who's prettier than her

Good quality: wide imagination

Bad quality: self-love

Favorite color: pink

Greatest fear: growing old and becoming ugly

Greatest wish: eternal youth

BLACK NOIR

BLACK NOIR

Date of birth: 19.12.1989.

Occupation: actress

Reason for entering the asylum: helping the fugitives at the asylum

Good quality: empathy

Bad quality: stubborness

Favorite color: yellow

Greatest fear: the future

Greatest wish: to start a family