To Jog Or Not To Jog? Your Body Vs. Your Mind
To Jog Or Not To Jog? Your Body Vs. Your Mind
My minds telling me YES, but my body- my body- is telling me NOOOOOOO.
My minds telling me YES, but my body- my body- is telling me NOOOOOOO.
Mind
I have some good news and some bad news...
The bad news is that we are going for a jog..
Body
You have got to be kidding me. And the good news?
Mind
I lied, there really isn't any good news. I mean, I will feel pretty good. You might be sore for a couple of days.
Body
Sometimes, I really really really hate you....
Mind
Alright body, lets get moving. Come on. That is what I like to see. YOU ARE STRONG. DO NOT GIVE UP!
*insert more words of encouragement here*
Body
LOOK AT ME!! I AM MOVING. I AM SO FAST. ENDORPHINS ARE THE BEST!!!
Mind
Body
I LOVE THIS!! I FEEL SOO00oo.......... tired!
Can we please stop for like, two minutes.
Mind
Please keep jogging... for me?
Body
I HAVE to stop. I cannot go on. I'm sorry I know that I have failed you and I have accepted it.
Mind
NO! We may have eaten six pizza bagels yesterday while endlessly binging episodes of Grey's Anatomy, but that doesn't mean we cant strive for greatness. Now, GO GO GO! Come on ONE MORE LAP!!
Body
But, I can't feel my arms/legs/ANYTHING!
Mind
You have been jogging for about seven minutes. You are being histrionic. If you keep running for ten minutes, I'll let you get a pint of Ben and Jerrys....
Body
Two pints??
Mind
You're pushing it...
Body
FINE! I'll give it another shot...
Mind
That is what I like to hear!! COME ON BODY. YOU CAN DO THIS. PUSH PUSH PUSH... BE STRONG. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Body
*heavy breathing*
Mind
That is the sound of a champion!
Body
Can we at least slow down a little bit?
Mind
NO. You were doing great!!
Body
Mind
But endorphins. But Ben. AND JERRY.
Body
It isn't worth it...
Mind
You are not going to like tomorrows plans.
Body
I am ignoring you.