What Kind of Lover Are You? The Mad Ones Edition

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For you, love is:
For you, love is:
x
a 62 oz. rib eye steak for two
a too tight sweater
not starting the next episode
making out in the back of a 2001 nissan maxima
an infinity pool
Your animal nature is akin to:
x
a cat: I want you to touch me, but I’ll bite you when you finally try
a hesitant hedgehog: I occasionally peek out of my hole for a companion
a bird of prey: I got my eye on the prize and I swoop to kill
a clever fox: I can sniff out a rat
a bear: I’m fiercely loyal, playful, and I’m looking to hibernate all winter long
On a date, you’re most likely to wear:
x
what I wear everyday, just a little crisper
a combination of clothing that I wore to bed and wore to work
my favorite pair of pants and my favorite shirt
a little more than business casual: I tell work it’s for a date, and my date it’s for work
black
You’d most like to go out with:
x
a quirky folk musician
a scholar with sweeping hair
an insightful rockstar
a sexy magician
a stripper with a PhD
Your love language is:
x
articulations of affection
quality time
acts of service (picking up your dry cleaning! making you dinner!)
physical affection
gifts
Your kissing style would be best described as:
x
deeply passionate
deeply passionate
deeply passionate
deeply passionate
all of the above
If you were to fall in love with a piece of furniture, it would be:
x
a chaise...because that name
a small but comfortable couch that can seat 2 but you have to smush
a bean bag chair
a lamp...I like good lighting
a mid century modern end table
Describe your perfect date:
x
sipping old fashioneds in a dark corner of a bar
sipping straight whiskey in a dark corner of a bar
sipping gin and tonic in a dark corner of a bar
sipping tequila in a dark corner of a bar
sipping water in a dark corner of a bar
Your Ideal Romantic getaway:
x
hiking through the Tuscan hillside
escaping to a cabin in the middle of nowhere
staying at a haunted bed and breakfast
camping in Yellowstone National Park
retreating to a nearly deserted coastal beach town
What’s your break-up style?
x
face to face with honesty and no bullshit
if you’re worth it, you’ll never find out
straight ghosting
tell them i’m not looking for anything serious
leaving town for a job
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