Maximum Pop!: Who said it - Donald Trump or Nigel Farage?
Maximum Pop!: Who said it - Donald Trump or Nigel Farage?
When it feels like the sky is falling it can be really hard to find a funny side, especially when ejits like Nigel Farage and Donald Trump just keep TALKING. And they really shouldn't. Like, at all.
When it feels like the sky is falling it can be really hard to find a funny side, especially when ejits like Nigel Farage and Donald Trump just keep TALKING. And they really shouldn't. Like, at all.
Looking at the picture of me in the wreckage, note that I've still got my top button done up and my tie on.
I don't want to be rude but, really, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk and the question I want to ask is: who are you?
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!
June the 23rd needs to become a national bank holiday, and we will call it Independence Day.
My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.
Maybe it’s because I’ve got so many women pregnant over the years that I have a different view [of maternity leave].