Which of Uncle Monsterface's LAVA MEN are you?

Which of the legendary protectors of Dino-Skeleton Island are you? Uncle Monsterface's album "RISE of the LAVA MEN" premieres on August 4, 2014, and features songs about the ancient protectors of their volcano base. Are you the SCUBA Diver, Ninja, Zombie, Accountant, Brain Rocket Scientist, Sports Robot, or Builder? Or the lost Lava Man, The Spaceman? Find out, hear your song, and share, and then check out your song and all the others at http://unclemonsterface.bandcamp.com/album/rise-of-the-lava-men

Martystuff
Created By Martystuff
On Mar 29, 2017

How would you escape from a locked room?

Your house is on fire! What do you save?

Which is your favorite video game?

Which Saturday morning cartoon speaks to your soul?

Which book best describes you?

Which of these historical figures would you most like to meet if you could?

What is your perfect vacation destination?

Your greatest fear is:

The SCUBA DIVER

The SCUBA DIVER

You are The S.C.U.B.A. Diver. You're born to lead, but plagued by a darkness inside of you, as is evidenced by a pronounced amount of brooding peppered with a healthy dose of dark introspection. A King or Queen of the Sea, no one can understand your love of the aquatic life, except perhaps for your worst enemy, The Giant Squid. Which is complicated to say the least. If given the choice between the land and the ocean, you'd be underwater every time. Get Krakken!

The NINJA

The NINJA

You are The Ninja. You are something of an enigma to all who manage to catch a glimpse of you. But your shadowy demeanor and mysterious abilities work together to create an invaluable ally who really knows her way around a katana. And behind that practiced shroud and cowl it's possible that there might be a wry and knowing smile. Plus, you can shape shift, which is just so darned cool.

The ZOMBIE

The ZOMBIE

You are The Zombie. You are hungry. You are angry. But you are also a political mover and shaker who can see things from both sides of the coin. Not to mention a top-notch urban planner. You just shamble and moan a lot. Can you resist your urge for delicious brains long enough to help save the day and run for office?

The ACCOUNTANT

The ACCOUNTANT

You are The Accountant. Mysterious. Aloof. Really really really into numbers. You're like an ancient mystic meets a local librarian with a little flying road warrior thrown in for good measure. You're so sure that everything comes back to numbers that you've harnessed their esoteric powers. And now you fly around and sing as you count stuff. Nothing weird about that.

The BRAIN ROCKET SCIENTIST

The BRAIN ROCKET SCIENTIST

You are The Brain Rocket Scientist. Yours is an astonishing intellect to behold. Unfortunately this mind doesn't exactly like to be told what to do. Nor does it care too much for consequences. But you can invent pretty much anything out of anything in a pinch, just don't trust that invention not to rise up and betray you. Or steal your girlfriend.

The SPORTS ROBOT

The SPORTS ROBOT

You are The Sports Robot. You are just so very good at all of the sports. Running and catching are a cinch for you. But you're also a bit sad. Why?! No number of dates with cheerleaders can erase the fact that your creator, Dr. Maximum fell ill before giving you your final component, your aqua socks. And you long only to surf...

The BUILDER

The BUILDER

You are The Builder. "Good with your hands," is a woeful understatement. You can and pretty much did make everything ever. And some day you'll tear it down. Speaking of understatements, "Strong and silent," doesn't much begin to describe you, either. It's been sixty years since you spoke, to ask for the two things you needed: a hammer and a nail.

SPACEMAN

SPACEMAN

You are The Spaceman. Beloved explorer and lost soul, you are most at home when you are furthest away from it. When you do take the days to mingle with humans and family, the bonds you forge are close, but it is only a matter of time before the open sky calls out to you. And no amount of love for the resident kitty cat who doesn't like anyone but you can bring you back...