25 Questions All Jewish People Will Have to Answer in Their Lifetime

Do you celebrate Christmas? Oy Vey!

Margot Touitou
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On Oct 16, 2014
1

Do you eat bacon?

It's hard to resist!

2

Are you really rich?

Not buying Christmas presents saves a ton of money!

3

How come you don’t look Jewish?

No. No. No.

4

He's Jewish. Do you know him?

We love playing Jewish geography but we don't all know each other.

5

Can I set you up with my son?

We're all looking for our bashert!

6

Why did the Jews kill Jesus?

This question is so not kosher!

7

You celebrate Christmas though, right?

Instead of one day of presents, we get 8 crazy nights!

8

So then what DO you do on Christmas?

Chinese food and movies!

9

Do you speak Hebrew?

Only the words I remember from my Bar Mitzvah! Or the ones I learned on Birthright! Sababa!

10

I’m not Jewish. Can I still go on Birthright?

Who wouldn't want a free trip to Israel!

11

Do you really think you’re the “Chosen People”?

I have chosen not to listen to you...

12

What do you think about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict?

Can't we all just get along?

13

Why do you guys have such big noses?

Stop being so nosy!

14

Are you circumcised?

Excuse you?

15

Do you get presents for 8 days straight during Hanukkah?

Yes! They're called latkes!

16

Why do you love bagels so much?

Um, have you tasted them?

17

Did your family members die in the Holocaust?

Awkward...

18

Do you eat a lot of gefilte fish?

YUCK!

19

Do you believe in Jesus, like at all?

Oy vey!

20

Did you know that he was Jewish?

Wait, seriously? Jesus was Jewish?

21

Do you listen to Matisytahu all the time?

Not since he shaved his beard.

22

Did you have a huge party for your Bar Mitzvah?

Damn straight!

23

Aren't you supposed to wear a yarmulke on your head?

How do you keep those things in place anyways?

24

How come Jews control Hollywood and the economy?

Are you trying to get kicked in the tuches?

25

Is Moses the Jewish version of Jesus?

Let my people go!