Just How Jersey Are You?
Just How Jersey Are You?
Have you had all of these life experiences? Jeff's been thinking about whether he's a TRUE Jersey guy. Are you?
Have you had all of these life experiences? Jeff's been thinking about whether he's a TRUE Jersey guy. Are you?
Have you seen a bear?
Have you been in an ACTUAL argument over pizza?
Do you fear your property taxes?
Do you understand that going to a Bruce show can be like going to church?
Have you been let down by the very same elected official you voted for?
Can you immediately come up with an answer when asked, "Where is the worst smell in the Garden State?"
Do you think in terms of exits instead of towns?
Do you have nothing but disgust for people like Snooki, JWoww, and Mike Sorrentino?
Have you hit a deer?
Do you think seriously about leaving?
Did you ever wake up at the Jersey Shore with your lungs full of salt air and your soul full of peace ... and couldn't believe you ever thought about leaving?
You're as Jersey as it gets!
You're as Jersey as it gets!
Peter Dinklage (of Mendham!) approves.
Get outta here.
Get outta here.
Tony is not amused