Which transport apps do you have installed on your smartphone?
I have a whole screen or folder with JUST transport apps
Citymapper, plus a couple of others
When on your regular commute, you realise that you can...
You can recite all the stations in order for the ENTIRE line
Recite all the stations between your home station and work
You can recite all the stations in order for ANOTHER line that isn't on your commute
When someone asks you what you want for a birthday present, you say...
"Something from the Transport Museum shop, but I have a list of what I don't yet have"
"Anything from the Transport Museum shop, thanks!"
"I am impossible to buy for, because I already have everything from the Transport Museum shop"
Do you have a friend ...
Who is a train driver, and they've snuck you in for a cab ride
Who works on the railways in London
Who works for TfL and you've deliberately moved in with them to get free travel
Do you have ...
A Harry Beck original that cost a lot of money on eBay
Some old/previous editions of the tube map at home
Metro maps from AROUND THE WORLD that you collect while on holiday
Have you ever...
Been on an organised rail tour?
Been on the last scheduled service of the last-of-its-type tube train?
Taken a photo of a decommissioned tube train on a low loader on its way to the scrap yard?
Mock Skyfall and point out to friends the continuity errors?
Record programmes specifically because they feature the tube?
Go "Ooh!" when a tube station features in a TV show or film?
Do you know...
The codes so well that YOU have explained to a member of tube staff which one it is?
What error 36 means? (Need to top up PAYG)
Where to look at the error code on the gateline when you get an error?
Have you ever taken a picture of a tube train?
Yes, and you uploaded it to Flickr with your collection of 1,000 other tube photos
Yes, and it's since been published in a renowned railway magazine
Yes, and it's saved on your computer at home
Have a tattoo of a tube name or the roundel?
Have a customised tube map?
Have the tube map hanging on your wall at home?
The Post Office Railway...
Yes, I'm aware of it, thanks
I literally CANNOT wait for the tickets to go on sale so I can go and visit
At Open House weekend...
You forget to look at the website in time, and everything is sold out
You don't mind where you get to go, as long as it's somewhere cool
You ONLY go on anything transport related
The model railway you had as a kid...
Is your pride and joy; no one is allowed to touch it without your permission
Is set up in the back room for your children or visitors to play with
Is in your loft at home, untouched for years
Have you ever ...
Tweeted TfL to complain about something?
Emailed TfL to make a complaint and started a dialogue?
Made an FOI request to TfL to prove that their service didn't run as scheduled
You appear to be quite normal
You're a transport geek, but you don't like to admit it!
You're a full on transport nerd, and you revel in it! (Yes, that is a photo of a train recording train).
Yes you live in London, and yes you proclaim to 'like trains' a lot. But exactly HOW MUCH of a transport nerd are you? Let's find out...