Which Norse Goddess Are You?

Are you more of a Hela, or a Freya?

Elle Van der Veer
On Oct 24, 2017

Let's get started on our Nordic quest. Pick a rune:

What's your strategy for getting your way in love?

You're going to go to war, Norse-style. Pick a weapon:

Choose your favorite Viking cosplay:

What's your means of transportation on the way to total domination?

The world is suddenly ending. What do you do?

You are: HELA!

You are: HELA!

The ten-finger discount may be absolutely tantalizing, my dear, but it's usually not worth the psychological cost. Sometimes we need to be selfish, sure, but be sure to weigh the pros and cons in each instance. There could be a day in which taking what's yours could cost you more than a pretty penny.

You are: VALKYRIE!

You are: VALKYRIE!

A little judgmental, are we? Like the valkyrie, or the spirit choosing between life and death, you're often in positions to decide things for others, wittingly or unwittingly. Make sure to take care of all those who cross your path, because they've got bigger battles to fight.

You are: SIF!

You are: SIF!

Oh, you pretty thing. Your looks and hair astound people for miles. Some would say it's legendary! You're more than your looks, as you know, but you can use your wit and cunning in conjunction with them to meet your goals. Crafty girl...

You are: FRIGG!

You are: FRIGG!

Hey there, smartypants. How's it feel to be the most intelligent person in the room, 100% of the time? You're a pretty big deal, because your knowledge and intuition lead you through life like the girlboss that you are. Just don't make everyone else feel too dumb, cool?

You are: FREYA!

You are: FREYA!

Your middle name is "Badass", right? Freya's the goddess of love, death, war, gold, fertility, and beauty. Basically all the hardcore parts of life are parts you embody and embue in your daily life. You're a bright star. Just be careful to not burn out too quickly.

You are: EIR!

You are: EIR!

You, like Eir, love to help and to heal people. Some would say it's your specialty. Through war, heartbreak, or the other curveballs life throws at you, your friends, and your family, you're there for everyone every step of the way, lending a helping hand.