Could You Bag Your Own Turkey For Thanksgiving?
Could You Bag Your Own Turkey For Thanksgiving?
Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
Where do you find turkeys out in the field?
What's your preferred method of distracting a flock of turkeys?
What should you wear when turkey hunting?
How do you call turkeys?
What's your favorite way to prepare turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
What's your hunting style?
BONUS! Have you ever had a turkey on your head?
WOW! You're the TURKEY SLAYER!
WOW! You're the TURKEY SLAYER!
Whoa! If someone's bagging a turkey this Thanksgiving, it's you. You've got great natural hunting and tracking instincts, even Ron Swanson respects you. Just make sure not to terrify everyone else with your ferocious tendencies. Sometimes you've gotta be a teddy bear to get things done.
So, you can handle making the sides.
So, you can handle making the sides.
You love cooking, and a good meal, but you're not so much about the hunting aspect of that. And that's okay! It takes all kinds to make a kitchen go 'round. You're a devil with a spatula, wielding the extra virgin olive oil and mad sautéing skills. Martha Stewart wishes she was you.
You should probably stick to dessert.
You should probably stick to dessert.
So, let's be honest. You're probably vegan or vegetarian, which doesn't play well with your desire to eat everything all the time at Thanksgiving. But you make a hella good Tofurkey, and you mash potatoes (with soy milk!) like no one else! And that's a lot to be thankful for, right there.
You're well on your way to being an expert hunter!
You're well on your way to being an expert hunter!
You're like a young Jedi. You've crash landed on Dagobah, and Yoda's teaching you the ways of the Force... but with hunting, instead of a lightsaber. (Wait, are lightsabers real, and can you take one hunting?) You're well on your way to being the supreme turkey slayer, sometime soon!
You're a beginner, but with practice, you could get better!
You're a beginner, but with practice, you could get better!
You've got a little taste of the hunting action, and you've started learning about habitats, and animal behavior, and what to bring with you in the field. Just keep trying, okay? You're not quite ready yet for prime time. Put in the work, and you'll get there!
Not a natural hunter, are you? To the grocery store...
Not a natural hunter, are you? To the grocery store...
You're not really an "outdoors person", and your idea of hunting is figuring out how to maximize your double coupon savings. You're on first-name terms with the butchers at Whole Foods, and your local cheesemonger saves all the best deliveries from France for you. You're the foodie that makes Thanksgiving happen. Go forth, and eat!