What's Your Barbie Career?

You're Barbie, the World is Your Stage!

Le Sportsac
Created By Le Sportsac
On Apr 17, 2014

How Many Instagram Followers do you have?

What do you do when you walk into a party?

How do you like your coffee?

What's your choice of transportation?

If you could choose 1 superpower what would it be?

What's your best quality?

What was your favorite activity in school?

Pick a favorite color

Pick a word you wouldn't mind using for the rest of your life

What type of phone would you be?

Rock Star Barbie

Rock Star Barbie

Your voice is heavenly and when you speak people listen. It’s not always about the singing in your rock n’ roll career, it’s really about the personality and yours is huge. Your concerts are ALWAYS sold out, people follow your Instagram like it’s the daily news and you even have your own fan group called the Barbie Babes who will defend your honor in any scandal. The world is your stage and you deserve all your fame and fortune. That track Pharrell produced for you is definitely going to go platinum and your “Ken” is Jared Leto.

Accountant Barbie

Accountant Barbie

It’s not that you live a dull life you just like to be responsible. You could beat an entire room full of 4th graders in a times table battle which is very impressive since most people forget after the age of 20. You have the shiniest hair in the office. People look towards you for stability and security which can put a lot of pressure on you. When things get overwhelming you go to your Barbie Glam Vacation House for a little R & R.

Socialite Barbie

Socialite Barbie

You really don’t have a job, it’s more of a lifestyle choice that you’re really really good at. So good in fact, you get paid to show up to events, appear in B List Films and kiss babies. People don’t always get you and let’s be honest you don’t always get them. That’s why you’re cruisin’ on a Barbie yacht in Capri and they’re reading about it in the tabloids. You’re Barbie shoe collection is redic and while you got mixed reviews on your recent Vogue cover, your Twitter post of “Haha haters I’m on Vogue” got retweeted over 2 million times. Later the tweet was retracted due to someone “hacking” onto your account.

Fashion Police Barbie

Fashion Police Barbie

People always say you could have been an actress or model. You definitely have the good looks department down however you’d much rather have people looking at your outfit than that gorgeous symmetric face of yours. You are what they call a Fashionista, however coining it as “basic” you took it to the next level and publicly called out Sarah Jessica Parker on wearing a onesie that was NOT DVF. She was only 9 months old at the time! You’re great at digging up dirt on people and finding the best vintage Chanel. Karl Lagerfeld had a diamond encrusted Fashion Police Badge made especially for you. Your Barbie Lighted Vanity is custom and you made your Ken boyfriend change his name to Kenlaurent because it sounded French and that’s tres chic right now.

Indie Startup Barbie

Indie Startup Barbie

You always have the best ideas, it must be genetics because didn’t your dad invent the Toaster Strudel? You believe in hard word, can predict all trends and want to one day drive around in an Eco-friendly hovercraft. You’re all about eating healthy and want to see to it that the world is a better place and that no one steps on the little people. While you’re too busy to have a Ken of your own, you are often seen hanging out with your Barbie B-Book Laptop at restaurants, coffee shops and even while on vacation. A recent investment is going to take off and both Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper are going to fight over who gets to take you to next year’s Oscars. Wear the sparkly red dress and don’t forget to network and have fun!

Race Car Driver Barbie

Race Car Driver Barbie

You would never take public transportation because where would you take out your morning aggression by cutting people off and beeping your horn? You’re actually a very nice person outside of the Barbie Convertible. You’re the first to offer to drive your friends around and you ALWAYS let the front seat passenger be the DJ. Unless they decide to listen to T.Swift’s “22” 10 times in a row, than driver takes over. You know how to check your own oil, love new car smell and always do the speed limit…when you see cops around. You’re pretty much perfect and should probably think about learning to fly a plane or helicopter, you’d be great at it and people would be even more jealous of your skills.

You're not Barbie, You're a Wizard

You're not Barbie, You're a Wizard

You are probably in the Harry Potter Fan Club. Please leave our Barbie House and catch the next train to Hogwarts. Don’t let the door hit you where Lord Voldemort split you.