Commie? or Candy Ass?

Kit-Kat

I'm too sexy for this survey!

Kom-Rad

I go both ways for this one!

Why choose?

I'm still too sexy for this survey.

Break it into even pieces and give, from each according to their chocolate-ness, to each according to their chocolate-need.

I hate the quiet places
that cause the smallest taste of what will be...

Go nom-nom-nom!

I don't eat the candies of the decadent capitalist nations.

I already have sugar on me, thanks, sweetie.

I look better than Joe Elliott without my shirt on.

Decadent capitalist music .

Only if it's Cuban!

I saw Def Leppard at the Outhouse.

Whatever you say, you bald-bolshevik-truffle, you!

I'm too sexy for my hammer...too sexy. I'm too sexy for my sickle...too sexy...I'm too sexy for the tsar...too sexy...I'm...

That is not in the canon.

Love that goatee.

Sandwich?

Look at those cute, chubby cheeks!

Gun!

Meow, pussycat!

Mattress sale! These prices are so low, I must be reading from my little red sale book!

meow

This is a trick question. I have uncovered your plot.

No comment.

I'm too sexy for kittens.

Gonna watch the blue birds fly

The Eugene Debs Wafer

The John Milk-Choco Brown Candy Bar

but wait...I AM the Rock-Choco Jayhawk Candy Factory!

Masses of Chocolate for the Mass St. Masses

I'm too sexy to rock my choco

Selling mattresses to the masses!

Kickball with the Komrades!

Strolling down Mass, picking up some Sylas and Maddies

Knowing completely what others so discretely talk about.

Keeping Emma Goldman warm.