What ORIGINAL Garbage Pail Kid Are You??

Garbage Pail Kids are making a come back! But which ORIGINAL disgusting and awesome GPK are you?

Lara Kosheez
Created By Lara Kosheez
On Jul 8, 2015

When you get mad you have the urge to...?

What is your gender?

What taboo subject do you find interesting?

One of your hobbies or interests is...?

Out of the following films which would you choose to watch?

What is something you wish you had pursued?

And finally, you want a Garbage Pail Kid that is...?

Nasty Nick

Nasty Nick

Are you sure you aren't sneaking out at night feasting on your desired prey? OR, dismantling Barbies in your free time? That's ok, maybe you are just munching on yummy food in the wee hours of the morning (we all do it!) Your dark and witty sense of humor is most cherished, even if you occasionally want to bite a stranger!

Smelly Sally

Smelly Sally

Are you sure you've showered lately? That's OK, you are fabulous nonetheless. There isn't much you regret in life... You are a strong individual and know it, and take pride in your unique and powerful beauty (even if you do forget that deodorant!)!

Adam Bomb

Adam Bomb

OK.... so you've got that urge to destroy things, it's OK, we'll back you up. Just don't hurt anyone, at least try not to. You've got smarts though, and you know it... just use it to your advantage and don't blow up the world!

Hairy Mary

Hairy Mary

Ok, ok, we love your enthusiasm for beauty, but shave your dang legs already (and your arms, and your other extremities too!). You like to pamper yourself, and you know you've got what it takes to make the guys hot for ya' (and we don't mean burning them with your curling iron!). And don't get too crazy with the hair spray, a fire might burn your beauteous face!

Unzipped Zack

Unzipped Zack

Dark, perturbed some might say, and wickedly humorous... that is you. If you could actually unzip your face to freak people out you would. But for now you'll have to stick with making people uncomfortable in other ways;)

Graffiti Petey

Graffiti Petey

You are ghetto fabulous, literally. You are a fan of street art and appreciate good graffiti when you see it! You have an artistic side too, so if you aren't out there taggin' yet, get to it! Make sure to put your old 80's clothes on too, it'll inspire you more!

Rock E. Horror

Rock E. Horror

If you haven't come out of the closet yet, it's about time... Or just come out in some newfound and fabulous clothes! Fishnets and some good pumps never go out of style. Whatever your fashion sense, male or female, you are comfortable in your skin, and people love that about you! Rock it!

Mad Donna

Mad Donna

OK Mad Donna, you crazy Bi*#ch! You wild one, with a potty mouth, we know your secrets! You take partying to a whole new level, and that's just fine with you. Just don't beat anyone up, and stop scaring the innocent little children!