What Celebrity Should You Have a Lesbian Relationship With?
There's a star-studded gal out there for every girl, gay or straight!
Choose a season
What's your favorite guilty pleasure?
Choose a MAN.
Pick a scarf.
Pick a bed.
How would you like for someone to cheer you up?
Pick a puppy.
What word would your friends use to describe you?
You got Emma Stone! You like a woman who can hold her own in a fight. An understated feminist, Emma is classic and traditional, but has a fierce sense of who she is and who she wants to be as a modern woman. You love both sides of her, and she's the kind of woman you would sacrifice everything to be with. She has a touch of quirkiness to her personality, which you absolutely adore, but is also a poised and polished lady when she needs to be--you can take her anywhere and every person in the room will be in awe of your splendor as a couple. Not everything comes up roses though. At the end of the day, you both realize that you really just want different things out of life, so you decide to go your separate ways, though neither of you really wants that. Maybe someday you'll find your way back to one another?
You Belong With Taylor Swift! Taylor's led a troubled romantic life when it comes to men, so it's probably about time that she branched out--to women. Honestly, Taylor has everything you need. She's beautiful and independent. She makes good life decisions, unlike most child stars, and she knows how to have fun without having to sacrifice her values. These days, men tend to run away from Taylor Swift, but you know better. The years she's spent growing into the beautiful woman she is today have tempered her wild and passionate exhilarance for life, and she's probably ready to settle down with someone good for her. In this case, you. While your relationship with her would probably last longer than some of her most recent ones, it probably wouldn't last forever. After a few years, you'd both move on to something else. Just make sure that you treat her right when you're together, or you'll hear all about everything you did wrong at the release of her new album.
Congratulations, you should have a relationship with Ellen DeGeneres! Ellen is witty, kind-hearted, and beautiful, and you are so lucky to have the honor of spending copious amounts of time with her. Your relationship will involve red carpet events, as your girlfriend is one of the best hosts to grace an awards ceremony stage, but nights-in are also in your future (Ellen loves Scandal, after all). You two are in it for the long-haul, so prepare for a lifetime of laughter!
Congratulations, you should have a relationship with Sofia Vergara! You go, hot stuff! Every single thing about Sofia is sexy, from her bod to her personality, and her colloquial mix-ups are oh-so-endearing. Sofia’s wonderful over-the-top personality has led to her success in both modeling and acting, and she will definitely bring this vivacity to your relationship. Whether you two have a summer fling or something more lasting, you will never feel more alive than when you are with her!
Congratulations, you should have a relationship with Mindy Kaling! Mindy, best known for her comedic roles in The Office and The Mindy Project, has stolen the hearts of many through her often-amusing bravado. This unpredictable star loves a good time, so prepare yourself for anything, be it an eating competition or camel-back riding. More importantly, though, Mindy understands the small struggles in life, such as exercise (both the physical and restraint varieties), and you will never feel as if you are alone in the world when you are with this cutie. And as a final perk, Mindy is completely content with her own body (and yours), so she will definitely share that extra piece of chocolate cake with you.
Congratulations, you should have a relationship with Zooey Deschanel! This doe-eyed beauty is quite the catch. Jessica by DAY, folk-singer by night, this gal’s talents seem to be limitless. Her adorable sun-dresses and perfectly curled hair seem to promise you the world, and Zooey is most certainly a long-term commitment kind of woman. As a lover of dogs and ukulele-playing, Zooey prefers a simple life, and you, my laid-back friend, are the perfect fit. Prepare for that beautiful ride into the sunset with your quirky soul mate.
You should have a relationship with Kristen Bell! You like them cute and feisty, with just a touch of sweetness. Kristen first cemented her fame when she played the capably independent and snarky Veronica Mars. You probably like a girl who's mostly sweet, but has just a little attitude. Ms. Bell is happily married to Parenthood star, Dax Sheppard, but just wait until you whisk her off her feet! Kristen is a mom, so any relationship you have with her would undoubtedly require some kind of commitment on both sides. Lucky for you, K-Bell is just the kind of girl you could settle down with, but whether or not the relationship would last forever is up to you.
Congratulations, you got Lauren Graham! You like a woman full of experience, so Lauren is just the kind of girl for you. She is wise, and clever, and definitely unpredictable, which would help keep the romance alive. One of the best things about Lauren is her willingness to commit, but also try new things along the way. And in spite of the fact that she's got the experience of a fully-grown woman, she's still got plenty of inner child left to have fun with. She is the ultimate and perfect conundrum of a woman. Unfortunately for you, this relationship probably wouldn't last forever, since you're most likely just a phase of belated experimentation for her, and she would no doubt return to her true love: Peter Krause. But who knows...Someday, Someday, Maybe?