Who Is Your Alter Ego?

Which famous other-half do you disguise yourself as?

Johan Beornson The Ist
On Mar 29, 2017

Which would your alter ego be?

What purpose does your alter ego serve?

Which of these fantastical creatures would be your sidekick?

Which word(s) would you use to transform into your alter ego?

Pick your arch nemesis...

Which of these does your alter ego drive?

Which of these day jobs would you rather work?

Choose a role model for your alter ego:

Choose a fashion accessory for your alter ego persona:

Choose your choice color pallet:

Batman

Batman

The ultimate symbol of vigilante justice, You are vengeance - You are the night - You - Are - BATMAN! We're not exactly sure if you're a millionaire playboy/girl by day, but by night you are the fear that strikes the heart of every criminal in the history of ever. Bold, extremely intelligent, and pretty much the best at everything there is to be the best at - Your sense of responsibility to those less fortunate than yourself is only matched by your extreme paranoia and borderline psychosis. And yes, we're all for the theory of "Bruce Wayne is the mask that Batman wears, not the other way around" - but would you really have rather gotten that as your alter ego? We thought not. Now where's Alfred with the shark repellent?

Pee-wee Herman

Pee-wee Herman

"I know you are but what am I?" Pee-wee Herman, thats who! You may be a sane person for 50% of your life, but for the other 50% you are a jovial man-boy whose greatest pleasures in life are shiny bicycles and action figures! The world is your tequila-filled oyster, and nothing can stand in your way of enjoying the small & strange things in life - except a good bully, that is. Just keep that pale chin high and that immaculate hair slicked back and there's nothing you can't do! Time to start practicing that trademark laugh!

Kathy Beth Terry

Kathy Beth Terry

Are you destined to be the first woman on Mars or THAT cat lady? Who knows, as your alter ego is Kathy Beth Terry! A lover of everything from science fairs and the solar system to purple kittens and leg warmers, your undying passion for all things sparkly is only matched by the sparkle of your very own head brace and retainers. Others may make you feel a bit skulkish at times, but the beauty that lies beneath that twenty pounds of dental and optical equipment is unmatched - like a butterfly of unicorns and rainbows waiting to burst forth from a pre-pubecent cocoon of medical afflictions.

Sasha Fierce

Sasha Fierce

Is you sexay, or is you classy? Bish, please! You're both - as your alter ego is the Queen of Everything - Sasha Fierce! The apex of femininity, empowerment, and "oh my god I want to be her" genetics, you Run The World around you equally with iron fists and pouted lips. If you're wardrobe doesn't consist entirely of silver and gold already, it has to now because anything less is not worthy of caressing your immaculate skin and perfectly-toned musculature (not too much but not too little, am'I'right?). We'd write more for you, but the world might implode if you're kept from keeping men in check any longer than you already have been. GO GURL!

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

The apex of coolness from where you were born and raised - Your alter ego is The Fresh Prince! As if your charm and wit weren't enough to set you a cut above the rest, your dapper good looks and impeccable 90's style place you in a category all your own. A master of pop culture and the "it" factor, you define what's in and what's out - and look good doing it. Flat-brim hat? Check. Unrivaledly Fresh Finesse? Check. Chronies? Double check. Just don't go makin' trouble in the neighborhood!

Ziggy Stardust

Ziggy Stardust

My God.... You. You are unlike any other Alter Ego on this list.. You are the pinnacle of gender-bending rock-and-roll sex symbolism, the top tier of artistic expression through jarringly magnetic pop-god vibes: Ziggy Stardust! There is no melody you cannot master, no harmony you cannot compose, and no set of undies you cannot make spontaneously combust. Pseudo seventies transcendentalism never looked so good - and neither did a red mullet coupled with a full pound of psychedelic makeup. Feminine? Masculine? Who cares when you look this good. Winky face.