Who Is Your 90's TV Crush?

It's impossible to choose from all these amazing 90's Men - Allow us to do it for you!

Johan Beornson The Ist
On Mar 29, 2017

First off - Do you want kids?

Which of these quotes could you tolerate coming from a man you're interested in?

Do you find yourself only interested in guys that are much taller than you?

Does a man's relationship with his mother matter to you?

The ideal career for your spouse would be:

Are you more attracted to the reliable "Good Guy", or the rebellious "Bad Boy?"

Which of these swatches most appeals to you?

Are you attracted to Blonde men?

Which of these classic male artists is your favorite?

Which of these do you admire most in a partner?

Jesse Katsopolis

Jesse Katsopolis

Want a bad boy who's in need of just the right amount of saving? Look no further - Your man is Jesse Katsopolis! Not nearly as creepy as a moniker like "Uncle Jesse" would suggest, Jesse was a heightened, youthful version of actor John Stamos - Which basically amounts to him being every woman's fantasy. He's a musician & radio host, full of charisma and endless creativity, well-groomed (just LOOK at that mullet!), smolderingly sexy, GREEK, and - wait for it - great with kids. Yup. Deal sealed.

Cory Matthews

Cory Matthews

Brace yourself - This Boy is about to Meet YOUR World! Too much? Too much. Terrible pun aside, Cory Matthews is the man for you! Why, you ask? To put it simply, Cory went through a lot in his youth - turning him into an emotionally aware (yet slightly neurotic) young man who knew the true value of love and friendship. He's the cute guy, not the sexy one - allowing him to be everything you need in a relationship and not just a temporary fixation. That just got REAL real quick, didn't it!?

Will "Fresh Prince" Smith

Will "Fresh Prince" Smith

Born 'n raised to be your man, Will Smith is the one to make you The Princess of Fresh! Charming, stylish (hey, it was the 90s), and as hilariously outgoing as they come - Will is just the right amounts of "Popular" and "in need of nurturing" for you. One for a challenge, you'd be more than up to the task of pulling him away from his vast history with the opposite sex. He may be a bit immature, but Will has the heart of a lion, and would do absolutely anything for his family - and for you.

Ross Geller

Ross Geller

Describe your perfect man: He's vastly intelligent, tall, dark, handsome, caring, devoted, has his own hobbies, wants kids, close to his mother, witty, not too outgoing but not completely shy... Sounds amazing, right? Wait... Its ROSS GELLER? Are you freaking serious? We are freakin' serious! Ross is, by far and away, one of the most well-rounded and suitable men to ever grace the small screen, he's just kind of a dufus so we all tend to lump him into the "that guy" category (which is totally Chandler, lets be real). Luckily that won't phase you once you realize that this hopeless romantic is exactly what you've been looking for all along! Just don't change your mind and divorce him, K? He can't take another divorce - Pretty sure the crazy will come out in full force then.

Zack Morris

Zack Morris

Ahhh, you like 'em preppy with a side of jock, eh? The man, the myth, the time-stopper himself - Zack Morris - is the man for you! Not your typical jock or popular-blonde-macho-won the DNA lottery type,Zack is both an athlete and a creative type who enjoys being the frontman of a band just as much as he enjoys dominating the competition in one of several sports he participates in. He's got the best of both worlds: He's a popular, clean cut yet emotionally stable athlete who is capable of a real relationship. Who knew those existed?

Spike

Spike

Former poet turned Vampire, Spike is the man for you! Dark past? Check. Vampire sexiness? Check. Ridiculously chiseled cheek bones? Check. Like Buffy, you're a sucker (hah! Pun!) for the bad boy, and Spike fits that criteria to a T. He's powerful, charming, passionate, and full of old-world wisdom - but decides to hide all of that behind leather jackets and a penchant for being an asshole. Sounds about right, doesn't it? The great news is that this Vampire has the heart of a poet, and is absolutely capable of love. The "stability" part of that, however, is all on you!

Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

"Mature" seems like the wrong word to describe what you're looking for (and is also coincidentally the wrong word to describe Tim Taylor, so we're in luck). Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor was many things - a know it all, zany, short-sighted, immature - but one thing always remained unchanged: His love for his family, and the stability that he created for them. And if we could sum up what you're looking for in one word, it would be "stability". He may seem like a goofball, but The Tool Man is the Man for you - grunting and all!