Which Garbage Pail Kid Are You?

Remember these nasty guys!? Of course you do! Find out which little toddler terror you're most like with this ridiculous quiz!

Johan Beornson The Ist
On Jul 22, 2014

Are you easily grossed out?

What would you rather do for fun?

Which of these is funniest to you?

What are you guilty of?

Choose a dream job:

Which of these sounds most like you?

Choose a movie!

Which of these would haunt your nightmares?

Which of these images appeals to you most?

And finally... Describe yourself in one word:

D. Jay

D. Jay

Spin that cranium, cuz! You're D. Jay! Life is all about the music for you. Which is convenient, considering you've got a turn table in your jammin' cranium! Life is one big party, and you always seem to be the D.J. You don't understand people who don't like music, and have a strange fascination with hats. Try finding one that'll stay on your head as you lay down a sweet vinyl!

Cheese Louise

Cheese Louise

No use bothering with the question "who cut it?".... It was you - You're Cheese Louise! A glutton who values food above all other pleasures in life, victory is not won 'til a massive feast in your honor takes place. And there better be cheese on eeeeverything. We won't talk about what bodily functions may or may not take place after your indescribable meals, but it is safe to say you're obsessed with cooking shows on T.V. Is your stomach growling yet?

Russel Muscle

Russel Muscle

Do you even lift, Bruh? We're willing to bet you do, considering you got Russel Muscle! Extremely competitive and athletic, life is one big contest for you - and you're not happy unless you're winning! Others see you as an overachiever - but that's what all losers say, am'I'right? Chances are you're going to quit reading this and go do something that requires you to sweat. Get on it!

Wriggly Rene

Wriggly Rene

Does "Squirmy" happen to be your middle name? Because you got Wriggly Rene! You're a unique one, to say the least. Others may have a hard time understanding you and your fashion choices (or the "gifts" nature has blessed you with) but you rock your own style all the same. Mainstream anything is your enemy, and you tend to shun those in the limelight. Oh, and you have snakes for hair. So there's that.

Leaky Lindsay

Leaky Lindsay

You got Leaky Lindsay! ... Is that a box of tissues we see? Messy and carefree, you tend to let it all hang out - for better or worse. Cleaning isn't exactly your thing, who has time for that anyway? You are prone to constant sickness, and with that sickness comes a leaking bodily fluid from just about every hole in your being. Lovely, we know.

Babbling Brooke

Babbling Brooke

"Gossip Queen" much? You are Babbling Brooke! Loud and abrasive, your's is a mouth of constant movement - an ever spewing stream of gossip and rumors. Your friends know not to get on your bad side, and also know to come to you if they ever need blackmail on anyone. Period. Celebrity news is your jam, and you're not afraid to let the world know it. Hollah!