Which First World Problem Do You Actually Suffer From?

"Changed my email password and now I have to re-enter it individually into my desktop mail app, iPad, and iPhone".

Johan Beornson The Ist
On Aug 28, 2014

Which of these would just plain RUIN your day?

How much money did your parents have while you were growing up?

Which are you most of the time?

Which of these do you post most about online:

Choose a weapon to conquer your foes:

Which of The Avengers is your favorite?

What would you probably do if you had a day off?

Are you a reader of those archaic paper things, aka Books?

If you could only watch one channel, which would it be?

And finally... What would someone that doesn't like you say about you?

"My new job assigned me a Blackberry"

"My new job assigned me a Blackberry"

You're the type of person who goes to a coffee shop not based on their coffee quality, but on the strength of their WiFi signal. And if they don't have WiFi? One of your friends has to stop you from burning it down. WHAT SORT OF RESPECTABLE ESTABLISHMENT WOULD LET YOU PURCHASE ITEMS FROM THEM AND NOT SUPPLY YOUR DEVICE WITH WIRELESS SIGNAL!?!? This is 2014 for God's sake!

"I'm so tired of eating at all of the restaurants near work"

"I'm so tired of eating at all of the restaurants near work"

Your blender totes doesn't have enough settings does it? And no restaurant can EVER seem to get your order right! (How hard is it to keep up with such specific demands anyway?!) Food is your vice, and if a fruit doesn't succumb to your whims it can SERIOUSLY F&$^ up a good day.

"My ripped jeans keep ripping, so I need to buy new ripped jeans"

"My ripped jeans keep ripping, so I need to buy new ripped jeans"

Someone has to strive for the unknown and be the coolest person in the room - and that's you! Skinny jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and an all natural gluten-free meal is just another evening to you. Well, the only first world problem with being a hipster is probably, us, the regular folks - trying to steal all of your clothes.

"The one day I try to sleep in, my maid wakes me up"

"The one day I try to sleep in, my maid wakes me up"

Remember that one time you had to do your laundry? Oh, that's right. You probably don't. We guess it's because it hasn't happened ever?! Your love of fine things and endless stream of money from your parents makes life super keen and fun (and we are totally jelly!). That is until someone doesn't do EXACTLY what you want them to, and that's a BIG problem obviously.

"I opened a drop-down menu, The United States wasn't on top"

"I opened a drop-down menu, The United States wasn't on top"

You are a really cool person - but you can sometimes be disconnected from the world around you. Maybe it's your way to escape the real problems of the world, maybe it's something else - but you should always remember to keep your eyes wide open to what's going on around you!

"Best tweet I ever wrote...144 characters"

"Best tweet I ever wrote...144 characters"

You are a kind of person who has to react, react to everything - and the response has to big, dramatic and intense!
If someone cuts you off in traffic, Day = Ruined. If there's not enough frappe in your 'chino, Day = Ruined, Yoga class canceled = So Ruined. Your friends know that if someone (or something) upsets you - it will be all over Facebook, Twitter, Instagram etc. It's kind of fun, but you should really save your 140 characters and nerves for more important issues in your life.