What Is Your 80's Anthem?

Time to bust out the scrunchies and leg warmers! Which of these instantly recognizable songs from music's most outrageous decade is your theme song?

Johan Beornson The Ist
Created by Johan Beornson The Ist
On Mar 29, 2017

Which of these best matches your sweet sense of style?

Whats your preferred music genre?

Is the glass half empty or half full?

What's your weapon of choice?

Do you like to get pumped up or prefer to chill out?

Choose a favorite classic cartoon character!

Do you REALLY enjoy 80's music?

If you could have a lifetime supply of one of these, which would it be?

What would/did you look like in the 80s?

Choose your 80's color pattern!

"Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor (1982)

"Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor (1982)

Are you constantly pumped up? If not, you're about to be - Your official 80's Anthem is "Eye of The Tiger"! You're an athletic and outgoing individual whose sole mission in life is to make each day your B*tch. Bills? Punched in the face. Work? Kicked in the groin. Food? inhaled. Workout? LIKE A BOSS. This song should be playing every time you step within ten feet of a staircase, or any time you achieve "win" status during the day. Greatness lies ahead, el'Tigre!

"Livin' On A Prayer" - Bon Jovi (1986)

"Livin' On A Prayer" - Bon Jovi (1986)

The ultimate ballad of the eclectic underdog, your 80's Anthem is "Livin' On A Prayer"! Often one to be underestimated but still kick life in the proverbial tush, you're an individual of simple tastes and good times. Like this song, you're two parts "pick up truck" and ten parts "@$$-kicker". This song should automatically start playing every time you're behind the wheel of a vehicle, or standing in line for anything. How great would that be?

"Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey (1981)

"Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey (1981)

Are you a small town girl? A city boy? Both? Either way, the ultimate hit from the eighties is your Anthem baby, "Don't Stop Believin"! An old soul whose love of all things "good n' tasty" brings you much joy, you prefer to live life in the fast lane and wear your hopeful heart on your sleeve. You're magnetic personality pulls others to you, and we're pretty sure this song starts playing in their head every time you make eye contact with anyone.

"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" - Whitney Houston (1987)

"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" - Whitney Houston (1987)

Better start flippin' your hair, because your bodacious 80's Anthem is none other than "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"! Much like this song, you're a peppy and outgoing individual whose energetic optimism puts you on the happy side of any confrontation. You're an everyday-diva, a stylish 'tude rockin' act who doesn't take no for an answer and make whatever you're doing or wearing look reeeal good. This song will now play in your head every time you are getting dressed or being fierce in public.

"Red Red Wine" - UB40 (1988)

"Red Red Wine" - UB40 (1988)

Are you relaxin' with a glass o' wine right now? If not, you totally should be because your 80's Anthem is "Red Red Wine"! A classic reggae redux of a previously existing hit, we see you much like the history of this song: You're a long, storied individual who's trip through the rougher patches of life has given you a sincere appreciation for rest, relaxation, and good ol'fashioned down time. You're an easy going individual, and we recommend at least one Red Red Wine session a week!

"Take On Me" - AHA (1984)

"Take On Me" - AHA (1984)

A colorful & creative oddball, we now dub thee an honorary 'AHA' as your 80's Anthem is definitely "Take On Me"! Much like this song, your energetic soul dances to its own unique electronica beat. Your life is a whirlwind of emotions, arts, relationships, and awesomeness. Others find your unique charm quite intoxicating. We highly recommend blaring this song during showers, or during any road trip with friends!

"Push It" - Salt-N-Pepa (1987)

"Push It" - Salt-N-Pepa (1987)

If you're gonna push it, you better push it real good 'cause your 80's Anthem is definitely "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa! This early hip hop hit is a lot like you (hence it being your album), naughty & rebellious for all the right reasons! If there's a dance off to be had, you're going to own it and look damn good doing it. Your lone-wolf style allows you to tackle life in any way you see fit, and this song needs to thump'n'blare every time you open a door!

"Who Can It Be Now?" - Men At Work (1981)

"Who Can It Be Now?" - Men At Work (1981)

Judging by your inability to pick between our ridiculously awesome and calculative answer choices - we dub the fantastically quirky "Who Can It Be Now" as your 80's Anthem! Have trouble deciding or remembering things? Well now you know one thing for certain - this early eighties classic by one of the most out-there bands of the entire decade will be stuck in your head for weeks! You're welcome!